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Zimbabwe Wants to Draw Back Tourists:

As the new government grappled to revive the shattered economy, [Vice President Joyce] Mujuru said it was time for all Zimbabweans ''to take serious introspection to see to it that whatever we say and do does not contribute to the negative perceptions'' the country suffered abroad.

''We are here now, through our inclusive voice, asking the international community to please remove the travel warnings,'' she added.

The country's economic collapse saw the highest inflation in the world and chronic shortages of hard currency, food, gasoline and most basic goods. No records of tourist arrivals were available during the upheavals.

So, uh, if you have shortage of hard currency, food, gasoline, and most basic goods, Zimbabwe, exactly how the fuck do you expect to prop up a tourist industry? Tourists want omelets and complimentary bathroom amenities, you know? And they don't want to walk to restaurants. And oh yeah, they want restaurants. And they want to be able to pay for the food at these restaurants with coins and bills! Not sheep!

Oh god, it gets better:

Mujuru, a Mugabe loyalist, said the country's needed more international flights, upgrading of public utilities and improvements in telephone and Internet systems that are near collapse. She said daily power and water outages and deteriorating roads and highways deterred visitors.

''Our visitors do not need to go through the stress of failing to catch a bath in the morning or narrowly missing accidents'' on the roads, most potholed and with drivers' vision obscured by uncut grass at corners and turnings. ''Lest we forget, potential tourists have alternative holiday destinations,'' she said.
 
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I recognize the value of legislatures.  I truly do.

But goddamn, legislators are dumb.

"Another difficulty was that key Congressmen, whose support would have been necessary for the passage of any loan, quickly made it clear that they would demand in return nothing less than free elections and freedom of speech inside the Soviet Union, and the abandonment of its sphere of influence in Eastern Europe." 

Yes, Congressmen.  The USSR in 1945 will definitely democratize and liberalize their Communist dictatorship and agree to not expand their influence in exchange for a loan.  A loan that the Russians "were never dependent enough" to need.  I'm not a fan of realist logic but this mentality defies common sense.  It actually frightens me that senators become presidents. 

---

Also, you can learn a surprising amount about foreign relations from watching G's to Gents.  International relations ("how are we an alliance?"), balance of power ("it's time to break the alliance"), domestic pressure ("baby mama's pregnant, I got bills to pay"), economic considerations ("how you gonna get the money?  you gonna rob it?"), security ("I'm a dead man walking"), norms ("you cannot lick at another man").  In spite of it really being from Slaves to Slaveowners, I must admit to a real fondness for this show.  Plus it's one of the few reality shows that objectifies men and deals with norms of masculinity as opposed to norms of femininity.  Yeah, it objectifies ghetto men.  But it's a start. 

Lank: You faked being thug just to be here!
Mito: I faked being in prison?!
Lank: What the fuck does prison have to do with shit?!
Mito: It has everything to do with why I'm here!
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You know this is the official photo of Cheney that hung in U.S. embassies and consulates worldwide? 


Dude needs like, plastic surgery.  Either that or it's a classic case of "then your face caught up with your psychology."  He's still rattling on about how Obama has made us less safe by making counterterrorism a police matter.  Hey, Cheney!  Indonesia made counterterrorism a police matter and they've like, executed their Osama Bin Ladens.  What has our militarization of counterterrorism brought us?  Where's our Bin Laden?

Radio silence. 

No, Cheney - what the military guarantees is a war. 

On the domestic front, the New York Times really has found itself a new crusade.

I'm sorry, journalism.  I guess watching your reaction to Timor jaded the shit out of me:

1975 = say what?  Timor?  you mean the killing fields of Cambodia?  we have a special on that!
1975-1991 = radio silence
1992 = EAST TIMOR IS AN OUTRAGE OF THE GREATEST KIND
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Apocalyptic Hell Beast at Denver airport: “It’s the strangeness that really unnerves people — this mix of things."  This is right up there with the Hong Kong airport playing Air Crash Investigation on large terminal televisions.

President of Guinea-Bissau Said to Be Killed by Soldiers: “Nobody knows who is in charge,” one diplomat said. “Nobody knows what the army will do.”

Guards Charged in Bangladesh Siege: One man, among just 33 officers known to have escaped from the two-day siege that began Wednesday in the guards’ headquarters in Dhaka, described the scene as “like doomsday for me.”

Anger Over Civilian Deaths Shows Limits of U.S. Air Power: “All I know,” said Cmdr. Richard McGrath, a pilot and executive officer of one of the Roosevelt squadrons, “is that we dropped the bomb where it was supposed to go, when it was supposed to go.”

meanwhile...

LA County Tries for Cuss-Free Week: ''Next year I want to try to get California to have a cuss-free week. And then, who knows, maybe worldwide,'' said the 10th grader, who believes if people treat each other with more civility they can better work together to solve bigger problems.

Okay, kiddo!  We'll get workin' on that for ya! 
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Clinton, just build some houses already.

 Asked his perspective on how the country fell into such economic hard times, Clinton responded in an NBC ''Today'' show interview by asking rhetorically: ''Did any of them seriously believe that if I had been president and my economic team had been in place the last eight years, that this would be taking place.''

In another interview, Clinton was asked which president he would most identify with.

''Personally, I'm not sure,'' he told CNN. ''One guy wrote a book saying that I was most like Thomas Jefferson, but the times in which I governed were most like Theodore Roosevelt's. And we had -- and the results I received were similar. We had -- he had enormous success. The country was better off when he quit than when he started.''

Why does everybody want to be like TR?  He was psycho.  A psycho Lone Ranger wannabe.  We discussed that in Foreign Policy class, how in recent years TR's gotten a really good rep (no longer considered Hemingway: The President) and all the modern presidents say he's pretty fly, for a turn of the century guy.  Then again I've never understood why this dude's on Mount Rushmore either.  Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln... Theodore Roosevelt?  Please.  Ooh, I conquered the Philippines.  Ooh, I shot 512 big-game animals.  I'm such a man's man.
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[T]he range of topics discussed reflected our shared attention-deficit disorder: [...] why he was relying on General Petraeus to be the chief spokesman for Iraq policy ("Because I've been here too long--every time I start painting a rosy picture, it gets criticized"); [...] and his emotions ("I do a lot of crying in this job").  A fly buzzed around us, and Bush took some vicious swings at it.  "Damn, I woulda had it, Draper," he moaned as he missed again.

- from Robert Draper's upcoming book, Dead Certain

Honestly, so much of his current behavior is explained by W.  No wonder he endorsed it. 

Also, here's a quotable I agree with, by Ken Blanchard paraphrasing Lewis Black (who is, by the way, my favorite fuckin' comedian/commentarian ever - I would say that Lewis Black on politics is like me on politics, but I don't know all his opinions so I'll just say I empathize with what I've heard him say and how he says it): "Republicans are the party of bad ideas; Democrats are the party of no ideas."

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Someone posted this on the [livejournal.com profile] ncaafootball community, but it's anonymously making the rounds on football discussion boards.  The BCS (Bowl Championship Series) rankings, determined partly by computers and partly by voters (hence the emphasis on "style points" - which translates roughly to beating the crap out of weaker teams instead of being a gracious winner) and mostly by formulas, decide who plays in the national championship game. 

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work––including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule––our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories––Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests––they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
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Hey, or we could stop making Secretary of State a pity job and take diplomacy more seriously, y/y?

NYT: Clinton Decision Holding Up Other Obama Choices

Speaking of which: If Mrs. Clinton does not end up at State, then Jim Steinberg, the former deputy national security adviser in the Clinton administration, is at the top of the list for the national security adviser job. Mr. Steinberg could even get the job if Mrs. Clinton takes Secretary of State, Democratic aides say, although some consideration might be given to whether Mr. Steinberg has the heft to keep Mrs. Clinton’s outsized personality in check.

When 11,000 pages of Mrs. Clinton’s public schedule as first lady were released back in March, Mr. Craig said they showed that Mrs. Clinton was out of the loop when critical foreign policy decisions were made and that her trips abroad were largely ceremonial.

“The fact is, and this was established by the White House schedules, that she did not attend NSC meetings or routinely meet with the Secretary of State or the National Security Adviser,” said Mr. Craig, who was also a senior State Department official during the Clinton administration. “She did not routinely get briefed by the intelligence community, and there is no evidence that she participated or asserted herself in any of the crises that took place during the eight years of the Clinton presidency.”

Ms. Rice, for her part, questioned the link between being First Lady and acquiring foreign policy knowledge. No question, it would be tough to put those three together at the helm of any Obama foreign policy team.
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I don't know what got into the NY Times' editorial board today. It's truly hilarious that Americans think the U.S. military is like, "critically ill-equipped". Guys: we are really, really not.  We have the most powerful military in the world.  We have the best equipment in the world.  That is part of the quagmire.  That is why it's a quagmire.  Adding troops or money is not going to solve Iraq (just like it didn't solve Vietnam, natch!) - inadequate preparation, or God help us, too small of a force, is really not our problem.

Is this like a particularly Democratic thing? Because Democrats seem to have this fixation with wanting to protect "our boys" over yonder - bring them home, give them more shields, etc. I suppose Republicans want to spend money on missile defense shields and Democrats want to spend money on armor.

Too bad nobody wants to just cut military spending, period. Too bad nobody thinks maybe we should close some of our hundreds of bases and put more effort into building diplomatic relations instead of mil-to-mil relations, especially with countries that are trying to wean themselves off military dictatorships. Too bad nobody thinks maybe the way to fight terrorism isn't through more terrorism, just like fighting guerrilla style didn't do a whole lot against the Viet Cong. Too bad nobody listened to Wayne Wilcox, who's dead now.

"American military power, while formidable beyond belief, cannot always produce intended results because it cannot influence the dead. The willingness of people under siege – London in the Battle of Britain, Stalingrad, Bastogne, the Japanese at Iwo Jima, and let it be said, the North Vietnamese – to sacrifice all is quite as impressive as advanced weaponry… how hard small states die and how easily they are reborn, vigorous as before." (1967)

Too goddamn bad.
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According to Conservapedia:
 

In regards to the causes of atheism, there are a number of reasonable explanations for atheism:

  • Rebellion: Atheism stems from a deliberate choice to ignore the reality of God's existence [1] (If there was a God, there wouldn't be so much suffering.)[2]
  • Superficiality: Noted ex-atheist and psychologist Dr. Paul Vitz has stated that he had superficial reasons for becoming an atheist such as the desire to be accepted by his Stanford professors who were united in disbelief regarding God.[3]
  • Error: Some argue that atheism partly stems from a failure to fairly and judiciously consider the facts [4]
  • State churches: In regards to the causes of atheism, rates of atheism are much higher in countries with a state sanctioned religion (such as many European countries), and lower in states without a sanctioned religion (such as the United States). Some argue this is because state churches become bloated, corrupt, and/or out of touch with the religious intuitions of the population, while churches independent of the state are leaner and more adaptable. It is important to distinguish "state-sanctioned churches," where participation is voluntary, from "state-mandated churches" (such as Saudi Arabia) with much lower atheism rates because publicly admitted atheism is punishable by death. [5]
  • Poor relationship with father: Some argue that a troubled/non-existent relationship with a father may influence one of the causes of atheism.[6] Dr. Paul Vitz wrote a book entitled Faith of the Fatherless in which he points out that after studying the lives of more than a dozen leading atheists he found that a large majority of them had a father who was present but weak, present but abusive, or absent.[7][8] Dr. Vitz also examined the lives of prominent theists who were contemporaneous to their atheist counterparts and from the same culture and in every instance these prominent theists had a good relationship with his father.[9] Dr. Vitz has also stated other common factors he observed in the leading atheists he profiled: they were all intelligent and arrogant.[10]
  • Division in religion: According to Francis Bacon, atheism is caused by "divisions in religion, if they be many; for any one main division addeth zeal to both sides, but many divisions introduce atheism." [11]
  • Learned times, peace, and prosperity: Francis Bacon argued that atheism was partly caused by "Learned times, specially with peace and prosperity; for troubles and adversities do more bow men’s minds to religion."[12] Jewish columnist Dennis Prager has stated that one of the causes of atheism is the "secular indoctrination of a generation." [13] Prager stated that "From elementary school through graduate school, only one way of looking at the world – the secular – is presented. The typical individual in the Western world receives as secular an indoctrination as the typical European received a religious one in the Middle Ages.[14]
  • Personal tragedy: For example, the death of a loved one (One's mother, father, husband or wife, etc.) can shake someone's religious belief severely, sometimes enough for them to lose it.
Actually, I think personal tragedy is up there on the list of causes, as is negative experience with theists, division in religion, and, well, learned times, peace, nad prosperity.  Too bad it's at the end of the list. 

To be honest, I don't think I could stomach going into some of the other sections of the web site.  But here's one of the listed biases of Wikipedia that made my mind break - the accusation, that is, not the "bias":
  1. Augusto Pinochet, who overthrew communism in Chile and then restored democracy before voluntarily giving up power himself, is called a "dictator" by Wikipedia,[5] but Fidel Castro, the communist dictator of Cuba for four decades, is instead called a "leader" or even a "president".[6][7]
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I'm not going to be joining the group "Respect Our President".  I'm not going to be joining in the chorus of Democrats patting Republicans on the head for saying they'll respect Obama even if they didn't vote for him, because he's still their president no matter what.

Because that would make me the biggest hypocrite ever. 

I clearly and blatantly did not respect Bush from the beginning to the end of that whole wretched affair.  I still don't, though I pity him now.  I just don't buy that sort of reinforcement of an already blatant hierarchy.  I don't expect my friend Christina to respect Obama, just like she didn't expect me to respect Bush.  We are still friends.  I remember my Mormon friend telling me that I had to respect Bush because he was the President - no other reason, just He is Higher Than Thou.  We are not friends anymore (for various reasons).  She didn't put it in these terms, but I imagine she'd agree with the Facebook group "Respect Our President"'s tenets:

The president of the United States should be treated with respect for the following reasons:
1) Whether we like him or not, he was selected by the majority of our peers. Their opinions matter and should be regarded as important.
2) Whether we like him or not, he is the most powerful person in the world. That power must be acknowledged.
3) Whether we like him or not, he is uniquely positioned to do great good.
4) Whether we like him or not, he is the caretaker of our country. It benefits us all if he is successful.
5) Whether we like him or not, he is our ambassador to the world. It speaks well of us to the rest of the world if we esteem the leader we chose.
6) Whether we like him or not, treating him with dignity and honor nurtures a national environment of harmony and, when appropriate, respectful disagreement. Conversely, despising and deriding the president compromises our ability to engage in honest discussion for the greater good and causes us to deteriorate into a nation that is easily manipulated by the powerful. It may seem like a stretch, but I'm convinced that respecting our president lessens the influence of the often inflammatory and manipulative media.
7) Whether we like him or not, respecting our president sets a precedent of respect between us all.
8) Whether we like him or not, it is in our religious DNA to honor the president. Christians especially engage in willful sin when they curse, dishonor, and slander the president. For people of many religious persuasions it is morally right and even a command of God to show right respect to the president.

My reaction:
1) Okay.  Maybe.  Although thinking about that just makes me disrespect my peers.  Besides, this was not true of Bush in 2000.  And no, I will never get over it.  If Bush goes on to campaign to save whales, make an Oscar-winning documentary, and get a Nobel peace prize, I'll happily get over it.
2) Ha ha ha.  Okay.  Respect the Power!
3) And until he does, why should I respect him?
4) There is something wrong with the second sentence.
5) Actually, I think knowing that not all Americans supported Bush saved some American lives in the past eight years.  Most countries don't judge the blind patriotism of other countries anyway.
6) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.  I personally disagree.  It's not like I'm having a conversation with Bush. 
7) Respect, hierarchy, fascism, whatever.
8) WHOA THAR. 

Also, I like the use of "he" in those little 8 Commandments.  I'm surprised it's not "He". 
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Celebrations in Jakarta.  Hopefully this election doesn't derail my thesis.

Are some of these people being overly enthusiastic?  Expecting too much?  Interpreting things incorrectly?  Probably.  But they're happy, and as far as foreign relations go, enthusiasm on both sides is really all you need to make things happen.  Their enthusiasm means this is the biggest chance we've had in decades to cement a new way of working with the world.  That's undeniable.  Now we just have to make it happen.  Hopefully the embassies and expats are already doing that overseas.  I think the State Department and the Foreign Service will get more power than they've had in a while; and that's always a good thing.  Maybe we'll all learn to follow around Christopher Hill instead of General Petraeus.  I hope Hagel gets a job in the new cabinet too, because he knows what communication means.  

Of course it will suck if it doesn't work out, but we have opportunities now that we definitely did not have in 2000 or 2004, that we definitely wouldn't have had if it had been Hillary instead - and not just because she's a woman, but because she's nothing new.  She'd mean nothing to anyone overseas.  It means there's a window of opportunity.  And while it's easy to think nothing will change, we've never had this kind of a window of opportunity before as far as world opinion is concerned, so it's impossible to establish a precedent. 

(I should say that even as an American I don't care much about American domestic politics and I will probably never have any hope for Congress's ability to do anything except be an obstacle, which is why I'm glad the Democrats at least have a majority.)

**

The Bush administration disparaged numerous treaties advocated through the United Nations, including the Kyoto Protocol on global warming, the International Criminal Court and the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty. His administration also withheld funds from the United Nations Population Fund and worked against a treaty limiting small arms trafficking, among others.

 

Mr. Ban suggested all that might change. “I also expect the United States will take a more active participation in all United Nations organizations and activities,’’ he said.

The secretary general noted that in February 2007 he and Mr. Obama met by chance on a shuttle flight from Washington to New York. The senator asked him many questions, particularly about nuclear proliferation issues involving Iran and North Korea as well as the challenges of reforming the United Nations itself.

“He was very engaging and he knew a lot about the United Nations and I was very much encouraged,’’ Mr. Ban said.

**

Thousands of people sang, danced, blew whistles, honked horns, hugged, kissed and thumped on drums — all down the same streets where not so long ago huge flames of protest had raged.  “Who needs a passport?” people yelled. “We’re going to America!”

It was sweetness on many levels. A black man in the White House. A half-Kenyan at the helm of the most powerful country on the planet. And a fair election, which Kenyans have learned is nothing to take for granted.

People here stayed up all night, swatting mosquitoes as they watched the election results trickle in on TV sets with fuzzy pictures. The last time this many Kenyans were riveted by an election — their own, in December 2007 — riots erupted after the opposition candidate lost and Kenya’s incumbent president won. Widespread allegations of vote rigging sent tens of thousands of young men into the streets, to loot, burn and kill. Much of Kisumu, usually a relaxed town along the steamy, hippo-infested shores of Lake Victoria, was ravaged.

But on Wednesday, many of the same young men who had been doing the burning, the looting and worse, were all smiles, part of the happy wave of emotion that coursed through Kisumu. Passersby and mini-bus drivers and bicycle taxi men got swept into the streets, where Obama posters, Obama pins and even Obama wall clocks were selling faster than juicy papayas.

“This has restored my faith in democracy,” said Duncan Adel, a computer technician who had been part of the election protests last year.

**

Minutes before show time, the $2 million high-tech backdrop for Al Arabiya’s election day news coverage was not working. But the channel’s executive editor, Nabil al-Khatib, was calm. He is a tall man, with an easy presence, decades of experience in Middle East news and a conviction that events would not surprise.

Senator John McCain, he believed, was going to win.

“Would Americans choose someone who thinks outside the box?” he asked rhetorically as an army of engineers and technicians scrambled to get the big screen working again Wednesday morning. “This is just too good to be true.”

Al Arabiya is a Saudi-owned, Arabic-language television news channel based in the Arab world’s capital of consumer spending, Dubai. Al Arabiya’s regional audience was overwhelmingly in favor of Senator Barack Obama, the editors said, but in the emirates, it seemed, there were at least some people who were certain that Americans would never vote for someone as different as Mr. Obama. “McCain will win,” Bilal al-Bodour, a deputy minister of culture for the United Arab Emirates, said a day earlier. “That is the American mentality.”

Mr. Khatib had the same sense. He stood in the back of the newsroom, a circular studio wrapped in a belt of video screens, all bathed in red and blue lights. The engineers had fixed the digital backdrop. “This is a historic moment not only for the United States, but so we can all get away from perceptions about religion and race and instead consider the quality of the person,” Mr. Khatib said.

Al Arabiya was determined to present news coverage of the election that was not biased toward either candidate. There was concern, for example, about the banner swirling across a screen. It was red, the station’s color, but it might appear to signal support for the Republicans.

As the night went on, it was clear who was the favorite candidate on the set.

“I want Obama to win with 99 percent, like Saddam Hussein,” said Hani Abu Ayyash, who was monitoring the early returns at his computer. “I swear, if he doesn’t win, I’m going to take it personally.”

And then, a few minutes before 8 a.m., CNN called the race, declaring Senator Obama the winner, and there was, for a brief moment, a cheer in the studio, a fist raised, and then back to the broadcast. Mr. Khatib clasped his hands over his head, like a champion declaring victory, and smiled broadly.

“I am positively surprised,” he said. “It’s great.”

**

The Indian Express, whose editorial pages had been fond of the Bush White House over the last couple of years, echoed how swiftly and decisively the next president would have to act. “The way the world has been enthralled by the contest is a message that the dominant sentiment, after the Bush presidency, is not so much anti-Americanism, but exasperation with the uses of American power and a concurrent belief that with adequate political will the superpower can repair its agenda for the greater global good.”

Some Indians used the occasion to introspect. Krishna Prasad, a magazine editor who runs a blog, churumuri.com, invited readers to consider when India could expect to elect a Prime Minister from its largest minority group: Muslims. He said he was surprised that more than a third of his roughly 600 respondents said they believed it was possible.

**

“The biggest economy in the world has a leader that the world can talk to,” said Alejandro Saks, an Argentine television scriptwriter. “There is the feeling that for the first time since Kennedy, America has a different type of leader.”

**

“This is the first American election I can remember in my lifetime that I was eager to witness,” said Armando Díaz, 24, who works at Movistar, a cellphone company here.

“Before, we’d just switch the channel to baseball,” said Mr. Díaz, gazing at a television announcer on Globovisión and wrapping Venezuelan rapid-fire Spanish around the names of states like Connecticut and Rhode Island. “It’s kind of nice to feel good about the United States again.”

As they do in almost any gathering here in which people examine the toxicity of Venezuelan political life, in this instance through the lens of the election of Barack Obama as president, jokes ensued.

Sitting under a poster of a playful painting by Carlos Cruz-Díez, a kinetic artist, most of those present proudly identified themselves as “pitiyanquis,” or petite yanquis, thus appropriating a vitriolic insult used with increasing frequency by President Hugo Chávez to describe his opponents.

“I wonder if Chávez can stop referring to the United States with such hatred, if only for a few days,” said Lucy Martínez, 44, a teacher at a primary school in Petare. “It would be nice to get a break from that.”

As if on cue, Globovisión shifted its broadcast to focus on a political cartoon from Tuesday’s newspapers here, showing an image of Mr. Chávez and the headline “Anti-Imperial Discourse,” under a smaller photo of Mr. Obama next to the words, “Expiration Date, 11/4.”

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"John, you gave it your all. I'm proud of you, and I'm sorry it didn't work out. You didn't leave anything on the playing field.  Your statement was fabulous and very classy. Please give our love to Cindy."

I can't even begin to imagine Bush saying "fabulous" or "classy".  I can perhaps imagine it in an SNL skit of Queer Eye or Tim Gunn's Guide to Style that he would do post-retirement. 

"Mr. President-elect, congratulations to you. What an awesome night for you, your family and your supporters. Laura and I called to congratulate you and your good bride.  I promise to make this a smooth transition. You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."

Your good bride?  Awesome night?  The great journeys of life?  I promise? 

And yet I don't feel any intense hate for this flawed, flawed man.  Cheney, as usual, is off Washington grounds, hiding in South Dakota in a tiny town of 1,352 people called Gettysburg. 

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I hate The West Wing.  Secret because I know many, many moderate Democrats who worship the show, including my cousins, who forced us to watch its Christmas episode.  I think it involved homeless people and coats or something.  I'm actually going to make a numerical list for this one, because it's not a holistic philosophical thing. The West Wing is just bad.
  1. It's factually incorrect. One episode featured some blonde chickie freaking out over voting for the wrong person on her Wisconsin absentee ballot (she failed to vote for her boss, the President) and getting some honorable army guy to change his own vote in Washington D.C. to compensate.  Because apparently there is no electoral college in The West Wing.
  2. It's boring as fuck.  It gives politics a bad name, it's so boring as fuck. 
  3. It's way too self-congratulating.  There is no self-awareness and thus no self-criticism.  You know, the way Family Guy bashes everyone other than the characters who represent the writers of the show - in contrast to shows like The Simpsons and King of the Hill, which pokes loving fun at its own protagonists.  When the President won re-election they actually played the triumphant we-will-not-go-quietly-into-the-night music from Independence Day.  Really. 
  4. It trivializes almost every issue by oversimplifying it into a neat little pamphlet-shaped Public Service Announcement.  Especially anything involving a foreign country. 
  5. I hate all the characters.  Because they're boring.  A lot of people find them likable but I feel like they're unreal and pretentious, unlike anyone I can imagine existing in real life.  If they have any flaws, I don't remember them.  They're like the perfect administration for all the smug Midwestern liberals who love Garrison Keillor.  And we all know my feelings on Garrison Keillor.  I mean, compare The West Wing to W.  In spite of my politics, I would actually rather be a staffer for the Bush White House than the Bartlet White House. 
  6. It's the wrong way to get people into public service.  Apparently that was Aaron Sorkin's goal.  But really?  I think you get people into public service by making them care about the world, not by luring them with the prospect of being prestigious and cool. 
  7. It's Liberalism.  And I don't mean it's liberal as American politics defines it.  I mean, it is, but what I mean is, it's Liberalism.  And I hate that idealistic, excuse-for-colonialism, self-righteous, Ethical-Policy, Europe-ensconced-in-a-golden-halo bullshit.  
Here's some other people who hate The West Wing:
Gene Healy: Has there ever been a sweller bunch of folks than Toby, Sam, Donna, Josh and C.J.? A more selfless, high-minded, public-spirited, fundamentally decent pack of, er, political operators? Where in the world did Aaron Sorkin get his ideas about how politics works?  The West Wing was, above all, a Valentine to power. And despite the snappy repartee and the often-witty scripts, it was a profoundly silly show. It managed — in 21st century America — to be markedly less cynical than Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
Martin Barna: Every plotline in Wing has been done a dozen times by a dozen shows (usually it's a sort of president-themed Law and Order, but without the wit and the intensity of Sam Waterston or Jerry Orbach).  Wing isn't terrible, just disappointing. While The Sopranos makes you sit on the edge of your chair and Showtime's upcoming Queer as Folk promises to push the envelope right out of the closet, it would seem that a show about the most important institution of them all could be a bit more edgy and a bit less light.
Bryan Alexander: There's no real dialogue between forces, no real argument. The preaching is steady, never seriously argued....West Wing doesn't really allow any other views to appear as legit. This makes it easy on the brain. The entire staff is drawn from the Northeast and the West Coast, probably without modern precedent.  But Sorkin hates the South, and doesn't seem to realize the plains exist. Hence the Evil Racist Assassins being Southerners -- and arrested at a restaurant called "Dixie Pig" or something. This feeds into a lot of easy regionalism.
Jesse Walker: Few people can write dialogue with tricky, "literary" rhythms that nonetheless is credible as a conversation; the living writer who's probably best at it is David Mamet. Sorkin tries to pull this off, and he fails miserably: the accents are in the wrong places, the repartee sounds forced, and everything is way too self-conscious. When I'm watching a Sorkin-scripted movie or TV show, it doesn't matter what's on the screen: All I can see is our smug auteur pounding away at his word processor, periodically yelping, "I'm writing!" to the ceiling.
intertribal: (hi i'm kate moss)
Went to see W. again with my mom today.  I really love that movie, as it turns out.  I got this theory about the benefits and fun of objectifying powerful people, but who knows. 

I'm anxious about the election.  I'm convinced something awful will happen with the voting.  I know that whatever happens isn't the end of the world, but I agree with The Economist's endorsement (and when do I ever agree with The Economist?):

"The Economist does not have a vote, but if it did, it would cast it for Mr Obama. We do so wholeheartedly: the Democratic candidate has clearly shown that he offers the better chance of restoring America’s self-confidence. But we acknowledge it is a gamble. Given Mr Obama’s inexperience, the lack of clarity about some of his beliefs and the prospect of a stridently Democratic Congress, voting for him is a risk. Yet it is one America should take, given the steep road ahead."

"So Mr Obama in that respect is a gamble. But the same goes for Mr McCain on at least as many counts, not least the possibility of President Palin. And this cannot be another election where the choice is based merely on fear. In terms of painting a brighter future for America and the world, Mr Obama has produced the more compelling and detailed portrait."

from the brightest star comes the blackest hole
you had so much to offer, why did you offer your soul?
would you deny for others what you demand for yourself?
[cool down, mama - cool off]
you speak of signs and wonders, I need something other
I would believe, if I was able, but I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table
you were pretty as a picture - it was all there to see
then your face caught up with your psychology
with a mouthful of teeth, you ate all your friends
and you broke every heart thinking every heart mends
- U2: "Crumbs From Your Table"

I traded fame for love, without a second thought
it all became a silly game - some things cannot be bought
I got exactly what I asked for, wanted it so badly
running, rushing back for more - I suffered fools so gladly
and now I find I've changed my mind
traveled round the world looking for a home
I found myself in crowded rooms, feeling so alone
I had so many lovers who settled for the thrill of basking in my spotlight
I never felt so happy
famous faces, far-off places, trinkets I can buy
no handsome stranger, heady danger, drug that I can try
no ferris wheel, no heart to steal, no laughter in the dark
no one night stand, no far-off land, no fire that I can spark
- Madonna: "Substitute for Love"
intertribal: (hi i'm kate moss)

President H.W. Bush: "Now Junior, I mean Dubya here, he's the real Born-Again."

W. is a movie I think every American should see. It starts off and you're so amused by the "impersonations" by the actors of Bush and his cabinet that you think it's going to be an SNL skit, but what it becomes is cathartic experience.

First off, let me just confirm that Josh Brolin is one of my new favorite actors. Yes, all I've seen is this and No Country For Old Men, but, damn. He's a talented guy.

Does Bush come off as sympathetic? Yes, in a welcome-to-the-human-race kind of way (Perp: "You don't know what it's like." Goren: "What? To work so hard, and still be a nobody?" Perp: "Yes..." Goren: "Welcome to the human race."). Would Bush, as Stone I believe said, like this depiction of him? No. It's fair, and it's sympathetic, but it's not gentle. I seriously doubt any of his supporters would like this movie. Other people who come off similarly include Colin Powell, the rest of the Bush clan, and Laura Bush. Plenty of people come off as unsympathetic - Condoleeza Rice was a particularly grating sycophant, Rumsfeld and Cheney are brutal strategists who disappear when the "WMDs" in Iraq are similarly nowhere to be found, and Karl Rove is a peculiar Gollum-like creature who skulks in the shadows of the war room with binders filled with statistics who lives so vicariously through W. that at one point he calls George H. W. Bush "Poppy".  But part of W.'s problem is that he is surrounded by people trying to put words in his mouth - Rove and Cheney in particular are the most egregious of the bunch - and he must every now and then remind these underlings that he is the President, he's leading the campaign, it starts and ends with him.  As it turns out this is because he suffers from a chronic fear of not being in control of his own life, not living up to the Bush name, not being Texan enough, not "earning his spurs", as his father puts it.  

What this movie drives home is something I very much agree with: that politicians are just people, just normal people with the same psychoses and neuroses the rest of us have - they've just got the power to act on their insanity. W.'s problem is essentially that he lives in fear of disappointing his father, who prefers his brother Jeb - when W. becomes governor of Texas but Jeb loses the same race in Florida, Bush Sr. mopes about how hard it is for feet-on-the-ground, head-screwed-on-straight Jeb, and W. says, "Why do you always have to be feel bad for Jeb? Why can't you feel good for me?" When Bush Sr. loses the presidential race in 1992 and breaks down crying, saying he thought the war would be enough, W. is flustered and infuriated - he shouts that this would never have happened if his father had charged onto Baghdad like W. told him to. While pacing outside as his mother consoles his father, W. tells Laura that he will never let that happen to him. And indeed: during the campaign for war in Iraq, he asks Ari Fleischer if the latter told the press that "I hate assholes who try to kill my dad".


At a disastrous press conference, Bush struggles to pick his worst mistake.

We have no idea, of course, if these conversations took place, but they may very well have. The thing is, I've realized recently that part of the reason I want to work in government is because I want to be there for the wank. People in government are crazy, snarky, bitter, tired people, and this movie captured that excellently. My favorite scene in the whole movie is probably when W. is leading his cabinet - in their suits and their middle-aged bodies - on this trek through some kind of military training ground that is essentially prairie. They're constantly batting at flies and trying not to groan because W. in his safari suit is so enthusiastic about this, laying out his vision for the war in Iraq and dismissing Colin Powell as a worrywart, cracking jokes that the rest of them are obligated to chuckle at. They seem to have lost the trail, but W. assures them the vehicles are just up ahead, another half a mile, "just follow me!" and they all head off into the wilderness.

A lot of people think that politicians are a different class of people. They're either super-intelligent hyper-Americans, revered as Gods, or soulless, evil robots (or soulless, evil puppets who can't tie their own shoelaces). This girl in my thesis class said the other day, "People in the State Department are all the same. They just re-program the new people that come in." And a lot of people follow this idea that Capitol Hill is all anonymous suits and ties, "yesmen", cronies working for Big Ideas. This is just bullshit, and that goes for both parties. Believe me. People in the State Department are most certainly not "all the same". I can tell stories. This is from my research:

"The fact that the USA tried to discredit Sukarno through attempting to make a pornographic movie about his romantic proclivities indicates the climate of the times."

"While some of Sukarno’s American critics considered his recent outburst egregious but not inconsistent with previous antics, the CIA detected a deeper significance. Agency analysts began to suspect that Sukarno was becoming mentally unhinged… One of Sukarno’s wives, his fourth, seemed to be the source of most of the problems; the CIA’s contacts reported that some of Sukarno’s associates were plotting to kill her."

"The undersecretary of state [Ball] discounted what he considered wishful thinking by Jones; the ambassador, whose retirement was at hand, seemed to be showing the strain of seven years at a difficult post. An extraordinary request by Jones a few days earlier that Johnson personally assure Sukarno that the CIA was not trying to assassinate him did not improve Ball’s estimate of the ambassador’s judgment."

I'm sorry, but this is stuff I find positively hilarious.  And it's all true, and it all had real consequences.  Politics is about a lot of things, but politicians are not sterile 'droids.  They're not all-bad or all-good, like so many people would like to believe.  They don't behave in a way a realist political scientist would describe to be "rational".  But then again, who does.  People are not perfect calculators of gain/loss margins. 


W. and his reverend pray after he announces that he has heard the call:
"God wants me to run for president."
The reverend's doubt-filled reaction: "... truly?" 

intertribal: (east indian girl)
Rivals Split on U.S. Power, but Ideas Defy Easy Labels

"John McCain has said his worldview was formed in the Hanoi Hilton, the jail where as a prisoner of war he learned to stand up to his country’s enemies and lost any youthful naïveté about what happens when America shows weakness.

Barack Obama has written that his views began to take shape in the back streets of Jakarta, where he lived as a young boy and saw the poverty, the human rights violations and the fear inspired by the American-backed Indonesian dictator Suharto.

It was there, Mr. Obama wrote in his second autobiography, that he first absorbed the “jumble of warring impulses” that make up American foreign policy, and received a street-level understanding of how foreigners react to “our tireless promotion of American-style capitalism” and to Washington’s “tolerance and occasional encouragement of tyranny, corruption and environmental degradation.”

As the campaigns tell the story, those radically different experiences in different corners of Southeast Asia have created two men with sharply different views about the proper use of American power."

How fucking AMAZING is that.  Weak states my ASS. 



intertribal: (kill me now)
I hate Garrison Keillor.

Secret because I'm from Nebraska - part of the southern half of Garrison Keillor country - and Nebraskans are all supposed to find Prairie Home Companion hilarious.  That is, unless they find Blue Collar TV and Larry the Cable Guy hilarious - liberal Nebraskans, that is, are all supposed to love Garrison Keillor, who is quite the self-declared liberal.  I really think he's just my uncle in disguise.  Except published and more inclined to turn things into jokes and, actually, more depressed.  My curmudgeon uncle has seemed to have become less mopey in recent years because he has decided to spend his money for a change - on trips to Greece and Alaska.  I could hate on him for not spending that money on my cousins and their medical bills and leaky house, but engaging with the world has made him more tolerable than Garrison Keillor and Prairie Home Companion. 

His new book, Liberty, is being reviewed by the New York Times in this week's Sunday Book Review, and while the reviewer of course thinks that he's one of the greatest American voices of our time (whenever people start to use words like "our time" or "this generation" I start to get very nervous), but look at the reviewer's web site: clearly he's trying to be Garrison Keillor for... Florida.  I'm sorry, Florida.  I don't think Liberty is about very much - substance is the kind of thing beyond Garrison Keillor - except, apparently, the chairman of some Independence Day campaign who has an affair with "a bosomy redhead".  And see, Garrison Keillor's weakness is women, and I hate writers like that.  They write a character who's clearly a stand-in for themselves, who expresses their opinions and mopes and grumbles about the absurdity of their neighbors, and then give their character (themselves) some hot woman who just lurves them.  Phillip Roth does the same thing.  So does Kurt Vonnegut.  Anybody who wonders why it is that I dislike Kurt Vonnegut and never read anything beyond Slaughterhouse-Five?  Besides the sickening lack of regard for "the enemy" (a trope Vonnegut falls victim to way too easily), he gives "himself" a stripper-wife who he spends the last half of the book fucking.  And it's like, what the fuck am I reading?  Who the fuck are you?  Because I don't think you're talking to me.  Tellingly, Garrison Keillor is sympathetic to Sarah Palin, who he probably also has a crush on: "Anyone with a heart has to hurt for how McCain has made a fool of her."  Really?  I don't.  Oops, guess I don't have a heart.  Garrison Keillor is after all the arbiter of who the "good people" are in our society.  

Not that that's the only reason I hate Garrison Keillor.  The main reason, actually, is that I don't think he's funny (I don't think most writers are - if you know anybody that writes like Hot Fuzz, though, let me know - that's stuff that Garrison Keillor would find crass, by the way).  I'm sure he thinks he's funny, but he is essentially writing to himself, and he is a boring, boring man.  Some people call him absurd.  He's not absurd.  Catch-22 is absurd.  This guy just writes about mediocre things that could definitely happen any day in any town in a totally passion-less manner.  What he really wants you to do is look down on everyone, to sneer at them derisively, to share in his resentment that stems from nothing (because seriously, what the fuck does this guy have to complain about?), to basically be a bitter, sullen, cocky old man with a shriveled up soul who places joy in bygone things so that he can never find joy again. 

I also don't like his attitude.  He's one of those people who says "you young people" and bemoans fast food and thinks, hilariously, that Minnesota provides a "test of one's mettle".  He likes things like civility and dislikes things like lines in airports.  I can't think of a better way to describe him than "small-minded".  He's a big fish in a small pond - I don't know if he's even left the country - and smugly smirks at all the other fish in the pond, mocking them for moving on with the 21st Century.  He mocks power and the people who have it but doesn't want it himself, oh no - politics is hopeless and you are all idiots, but don't give the hot potato to me.  So what?  Is anarchy the solution?  Jimmy Carter was a nice guy, but a terrible president.  I don't even like the way this guy criticizes the Republicans, and that's saying something for me.  Like this gem: "McCain seems willing to say anything, do anything, to get to the White House so he can go to war with Iran. If he needs to recline naked in a department store window, he would do that, or eat live chickens, or claim to be a reformer." 

This is called a man who profoundly misunderstands national politicians, and a lot of liberals in my hometown revel in his haphazard, uninformed commentary.  These are people who, you know, go to the Unitarian Church and give money to Nebraskans for Peace and live in comfortable houses and send their kids to Stanford and go to Jazz in June concerts and occasionally go to films that screen at the independent college theater (but nothing too disturbing!).  People completely mired in their own self-satisfied complacency, happy that they are miles above the wretched rednecks who they think surround them.  When these people criticize Bush it's hollow because they don't know what the hell they're talking about - they just get all blustery and crazy, and they convince no one of anything except that they think Bush is an idiot, though why he's an idiot, who knows.  There's this conception in the Liberal Midwest that Bush really is a president in a diaper and for some reason, he's just being allowed to randomly blow countries or welfare programs up by his goons who refuse to check him.  (Molly Ivins, from Texas, was guilty of proliferating this interpretation of Bush too)  But of course this isn't true - politics are a lot more complicated than that, and no amount of hysterical hand-wringing will make a difference.  In fact it'll just hurt the hand-wringers.  Bush needs to be taken in historical and international context - but taking things in context is something that Midwestern Liberals are totally incapable of.  They are the best representation of the worst trait in liberals: absolutism.  Incredible, fanatical absolutism, the stuff that they think belongs to Puritans because they don't see it in themselves.  I have developed a newfound respect for Neo-Cons at college - I disagree with their goals, but they are at least not self-righteous, moral absolutists (they pretend to be, sometimes, when it benefits them; this is a ruse) who refuse to play a role in the world.  Midwestern Liberals are laughably clueless when it comes to anything that is not their whitewashed suburb in their whitewashed state.  They know nothing of the world and they're fine with that, because what's America doing try to do things in the world?  Grumble grumble.  Shuffle shuffle. 

As some guy says, "I can't stand motherfuckers from Minnesota and Wisconsin who think they know jazz, and would like to lecture me on race relations." 

If some of these stupid whiners ran for office, I'd respect them more.  If they tried to do fucking ANYTHING with their lives, I'd respect them more.  Instead they just spend their money, little by little by very little, complaining about high prices all the way, pat the heads of some disabled/black kids, mock celebrities who don't even know they exist, complain about the internet, buy organic coffee, make plans to go to some screening of a weepy movie about Afghanistan, buy some books at Barnes & Noble, and write columns about how the nation is going to shit unless Americans can dredge up the small-town values that make us great and hold some massive national potluck.  They are the people who need to hear CRY MOAR the most.  I'm sure they think by voting they're doing some good in the world.  I'm also sure they whine about jury duty. 

They're one of two groups of people, it seems to me, who just truly can't wait to die and get the fuck off this planet and hate everyone on it.  The other group is the Evangelical Right.  Seriously, Midwestern Liberals have more in common with them than they'd like to think. 

For a completely different but very good reason to hate on Garrison Keillor, read this article.

Sadly, the only people who can criticize Garrison Keillor are conservatives, who usually just say he's being a liberal elitist.  Which, of course, he is. 

But the fact is, anybody who tries to own and embody an entire region - as Garrison Keillor has basically annexed the Midwest, especially for the entertainment of coastal liberals, who see his folksy stupidity as an endearing representation of liberals in the Great Plains - is a sadly deluded egomaniac. 

I vowed when it first came out never to see the movie of that Godforsaken radio show.  Well, I ended up watching it because there was nothing else on over the summer.  A) There was no plot.  B) Garrison Keillor was constantly flirting with Lindsay Lohan, which was just fucking bizarre, although not surprising.  C) I hate that fucking detective guy.  I don't care what his name is so don't tell me.  D) It was not funny and I'm not surprised the fictional radio show was cancelled. 

My advice to Midwestern Liberals?  Listen to "Dancing in the Dark".  In fact, just listen to Bruce Springsteen in general. 

I get up in the evening - and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning - I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired - man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey baby, I could use just a little help

You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark
You can't start a fire sitting around crying over a broken heart
You can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart
Even if we're just dancing in the dark
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