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intertribal) wrote2009-03-20 01:59 am
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and I accuse florida state of using voodoo.
what.
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
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also, Six former rescuers and 31 independent experts gathered Friday in Yekaterinburg to look for answers about the incident. They concluded that the military had been carrying out tests in the area and had inadvertantly caused the deaths.
But “we still lack documents and ask the Defense Ministry, the space agency and the FSB to provide us with them to obtain a full picture,” the participants said in a statement.
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anyway, I wrote that cuz that was how it was spelled in the subtitles.
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weird.
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damnit
I like this post! I'm not very good at searching for my own wikipedia articles, so it's nice having them right there for me!
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dude, laughing to death is better than getting eaten by bears.