"You don’t rename the room where your father died “Heart Attack Memorial”, it’s still the Living Room."
"You don’t rename the room where your father died “Heart Attack Memorial”, it’s still the Living Room."
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
brrl, brrl, brrl!
Mar. 17th, 2009 03:54 pm
These early undead did not necessarily draw blood. Often, they just did regular mischief—stole firewood, scared horses. (Sometimes, they helped with the housework.) Their origins, too, were often quaint. Matthew Beresford, in his recent book “From Demons to Dracula: The Creation of the Modern Vampire Myth” (University of Chicago; $24.95), records a Serbian Gypsy belief that pumpkins, if kept for more than ten days, may cross over: “The gathered pumpkins stir all by themselves and make a sound like ‘brrl, brrl, brrl!’ and begin to shake themselves.” Then they become vampires.
- Joan Acocella: "In The Blood"
zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Mar. 10th, 2009 05:54 pm
I think I know where all my cynicism comes from.
I'm a Marxist, but I believe in Malthus too.
Which basically translates to life sucks and then you die.
God, I'm awesome.
Also, the mother of my first best friend from Indonesia has liver cancer. The woman was one of my mother's good friends while we lived there; both Western women married to Indonesian men. Apparently liver cancer is one of the particularly bad ones. Ugh. So of course I had to tell my mother (both because I felt I should, and because I needed to). Ugh.
Dante's first sonnet from La Vita Nuova. He saw Beatrice Portinari across a chapel and he loved her at that instant and for the rest of his life. But then had a disturbing dream -
ALLEGRA (reading from text)
Joyous Love seemed to me, the while he held my heart in his hands, and in his arms, My lady lay asleep wrapped in a veil -
DR. FELL (continuing from memory)
He woke her then, and trembling and obedient, she ate that burning heart out of his hand. Weeping, I saw him then depart from me.
ALLEGRA
He saw her eat his heart!

I don't know how to explain myself anymore. When she sings "time cast a spell on you..."
open up your mind, and [ku ku ku, baby]
Dec. 30th, 2008 07:43 pmI bought the soundtrack to Sunshine. It's good, but very creepy - creepier than I remember the movie being. I also bought "Ku Ku Ku," "This Golden Wedding of Sorrow," and "Bring In The Night." God I love Death in June.
New layout inspired by both Death in June and Air Crash Investigation is now complete!
And don't tell me to write it. You know I can't write science fiction.
I searched "astronauts cannibalism" and all I got was this stuff about Buzz Aldrin saying Mars-bound astronauts should just stay there permanently because the journey (1 1/2 years round trip) would take too long. LOL. 1 1/2 years is too long now? That and NASA is freaking out about what to do if someone dies in space. Apparently they don't have a policy for this. I think that scares me more.
And I somehow ended up at a place called Capitalism Magazine, which accuses environmentalists and the EPA of causing the Columbia disaster (something about demanding the replacement of a certain type of foam?) and the Challenger disaster (the new bad putty was used because the old putty was discontinued for fear of anti-asbestos lawsuits). I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm not going on one of those "environmentally friendly" planes for another twenty years. But you're taking it too far, Capitalism Magazine. They also think the space program should be privatized: "I say the best tribute to the heroes of space exploration, both living and dead, would be bring to wilds of space the same level of freedom that once made it possible for men to settle the wilds of the American continent."
LOL.
Have you seen Aliens, sir? I know it's the best movie ever (I'm actually partial to Alien, but I'm a cat person), but I think most people would agree that Aliens is a problem we don't want to have. And the most despicable villain of that movie? Not the xenomorphs. A. Fucking. Capitalist.
i like my neighborhood, i like my gun
Nov. 24th, 2008 08:57 pm
"Corkey Ascending to the Heavens" - Mark Ryden
NYT: Motive in Japanese Stabbings: a Dead Dog
The Japanese police say the motive in last week’s stabbing deaths of a former health ministry official and his wife appeared to be anger over a long-dead dog.
On Monday, the police arrested a 46-year-old unemployed man, Takeshi Koizumi, after he turned himself in for the killings. He was carrying a blood-stained knife.
The police had been investigating whether the killings, which shocked this low-crime nation, were motivated by recent scandals involving tens of millions of lost pension records, which are administered by the ministry.
But Mr. Koizumi told police that he was angry at the ministry because, decades ago, animal control agents had put to sleep a stray dog that he had befriended as a child.this made me irrationally sad.
Nov. 10th, 2008 05:45 pmAP/NYT: Mars Lander Succumbs to Winter
"The Phoenix Mars lander is dead.
Mission managers said Monday that they had not heard from the NASA spacecraft for a week and that they thought it had likely fallen quiet for good.
“At this time, we’re pretty convinced the vehicle is no longer available for us to use,” said Barry Goldstein, the project manager.
With the onset of winter and declining power generated by the Phoenix’s solar panels, managers knew the lander would succumb soon, but had hoped to squeeze out a few more weeks of weather data.
But on Oct. 27, just after Phoenix finished its last major experiment analyzing Martian soil, a dust storm hit. The batteries, already depleted from the experiment, ran out of energy.
The spacecraft first put itself into a low-energy “safe mode,” then fell silent. It revived itself on Oct. 30, but was never able to fully recharge its batteries. Each day, the solar panels would generate enough electricity for the spacecraft to wake up, but then the batteries drained again.
The last communication came on Nov. 2. Mr. Goldstein said the orbiting spacecraft would continue to listen for a few more weeks on the faint chance that the Phoenix defies their expectations.
The Phoenix landed in May to examine the northern arctic plains, and the mission, originally scheduled to last three months, was extended twice."Lucky for the character if the ghost can articulate a request that the witness can then fulfill; in many cases, the witness is an innocent passerby who is simply assaulted by a ghost whose uncontrollable passion results from the way he died, or the fact that the proper rituals were not observed in her behalf. But from the Japanese perspective, the apparently innocent victim may not be entirely exempt from involvement, for he or she is a member of the living, that group of people whose obligation it is to celebrate the souls of the dead. In this dramatic sense, anyone alive is fair game for the approach of a ghost.
This reminds me of this book I bought at Gramedia when I was nine or so. I read it with my babysitter and did not finish it or bring it with me because it was saying things like, "if you stand in the door during a rain, you will..." and it scared me too much. It was a large book.
Actions, clearly, are powerful, but the same is true for words and phrases; one does not serve someone else three slices of anything because mikire, "three slices," also means "to cut the body." One should never write three pages of anything, or four pages (shimai, which also means "final end"). One never refers to a single slice of food, for hito kire also means "to stab someone." Departing on a trip on the seventh day (nanoka tabidachi) is unlucky since it suggests the seventh-day funeral observance. Because the words for four and nine (shi, ku), people in many parts of Japan avoid uttering the phonemes for these numbers in contexts where the meaning seems ambiguous.
It is important to remember that these ambiguities exist in conversation and not in writing, because the characters for these words and indeed quite different. Thus, the word for "comb," kushi, when written, does not contain the characters for death and suffering but, when spoken, its sound triggers complicated cultural associations which are not part of the literal meaning.
Associations surrounding the comb (kushi) are numerous and rich, and are illustrated in several of the legends in this collection. Combs seem to take on the personality or spirit of their owners and so their appearance in connection with a ghost is more than a matter of fashion or decoration. Further, in combination with deeply held ideas about the importance of hair and hairstyle, the comb suggests imagery which cannot be grasped easily by outsiders.
Suddenly the whole long black hair thing makes a little more sense. :(
I read this and actually started crying. WTF. I'm not usually that pathetic. I blame Coldplay.
violence and social death
Oct. 3rd, 2008 01:31 pmThis started because I went to a screening of a documentary about the coup-massacre in Indonesia in 1965 - you know how it goes, it's #9 in terms of deaths of late twentieth-century democides. This is obviously something that's become much more complicated for me as of late, but I have slowly come to accept that my father was a violator in this case. I also know that he later became at least somewhat of a victim, by virtue of his own choosing. I have also heard that people that killed Communists later developed massive psychological problems, hallucinating/ seeing ghosts of their victims, et al. I used to be very, very bitter toward people with high F-scale scores, probably because I always thought that I would never electrocute people because an authority figure told me to. But the problem with the Milgram Experiment is that most violators don't violate under sterile conditions - they have already been told by the media and the state that they are in mortal danger, that they must kill or be killed (by the state or by the victims), and they're often in panic mode. In the case of Indonesia in 1965, it looks pretty certain that what happened is the military, hunting for Communists, basically handed people (especially young men) machetes and told them to kill prisoners to prove that they were not Communists themselves. The effect of patriotism for a people whose nation was so newly independent and who were being taught constantly to exalt this new nation also can't be understated. When I asked my aunt about this she just kept saying, "they were a threat to the nation". My aunt has never really changed her perspective. I also strongly doubt that she directly hurt anyone except in a riot. My father, on the other hand, probably did.
Anyway, I have no idea if my father ever had a high F-scale score, or what he would have done in the Milgram Experiment. I'm not sure I even believe in that method of evaluating people anymore for lack of realism. But what I wonder about is how being a violator changed him.
Because, you see, I was reading this article about the correlation between bullying and suicidal thoughts - both for the bullied and the bullies. And a lot of the comments predictably read like this: "I/ My child was bullied and I want all bullies to commit suicide and spend eternity in the lowest circle of hell." But I agree with this comment: "Also, bullies are often not popular kids either. They provide entertainment for popular kids (by kicking the victim around - which 'well-adjusted' popular kids often seem to enjoy watching) but are not considered 'one of them' either. When evaluating a victim-bully situation, teachers and school administrators should also ask, 'Who’s eating the popcorn at this show, anyway?' " Well, this was not a popular comment. Many people simply did not care; others said that popular kids were the bullies (which may be true in some cases but often is not, for the same reason that the state hands civilians machetes during a democide: to diffuse blame and encourage later complicity, and to keep a moral high ground for future use); they also said that the teachers and administrators were the ones eating popcorn. I think that may be true, at least as far as administrators go. But I lump these pathetic administrators together with the popular kids, and together they become "the state". I think the favoritism shown in high school by authority figures destroys the separation between popular kids and the administration. Just look at prom. This alliance between the administration and the popular kids is what makes the popular kids hegemonic (gives them all the power). It's what makes high school ridiculous.
It's not a perfect correlation to state-sponsored violence, granted. But there are some similarities. Especially when you look at bullies who are physical tormentors rather than psychological mean girls - a lot of psychologists have spent a lot of time saying there's no difference between them (and there may not be in terms of the effect on the victims), but different types of kids bully in different ways. Words aren't traceable; bruises are. Anybody can spit toxin, but it takes a lot more to physically assault someone. Mean girls don't often grow up to become social delinquents because I think verbal predation is a kind of abuse society condones, especially for girls. Same goes for the ostracizers - that's just society spitting out the parts it doesn't like, to quote The Lost World - and the state does the same thing all the time, through laws, and has no bones about it. No one has any bones about ostracization. Obviously, ostracizers don't fall off the tracks. They're the ones setting the tracks.
But children who are physical abusers do fall off the tracks, and they're not part of the state. They're violators, acting on behalf of "the state" by committing socially "unacceptable" wrongdoing. If perchance there are any negative repercussions, the state can withdraw without evidence of harm and throw the violators under the bus. Ask an Indonesian Army official who killed 1 million Communists in 1965 and they will invariably tell you that "the masses" did, out of self-birthed anger and chaos. Popular kids don't commit suicide - bullies commit suicide, concentration camp guards commit suicide, U.S. soldiers coming back from tours commit suicide, at very high rates. Simply saying that they all should have committed suicide is missing the point in my opinion. As I think the same commenter later added, "We as society should not be grateful or feel justified that anyone would feel they should take their own, or anyone else’s, life. That means that as a society we have failed (emphasis mine)."
Of course, in the case of something like 1965 in Indonesia, social destruction seems to have been the aim of the state, which wanted to "re-order" everyone - which is insane, but there you go. Some leaders really seem to think the best way to change society is to destroy it. Suharto, as I'm sure I've written, was pathologically afraid of "the people", that amorphous mass. And wow, getting half of them to kill the other half, that's pretty damn ingenious. It certainly does mean that he ended up with, in the '70s and '80s, a population of the silent and the guilt-wracked (and the poor). And as most people are the types to cling to security and plans and God, I'm not surprised that most people were willing to sacrifice political freedom for economic gain and a blurry, altered nationalist history - creature comforts, so to speak. Such a compromise is in Indonesia's case better worded as a "contract of silence" between the state than the surviving population. The state made it enormously difficult for people who felt betrayed by the state, like my father. It's hard not to notice that the graduate students at the forefront of the anti-government Malari incident of 1975 were of the perfect age to have been anti-Communist teenagers in 1965 - eager to help a nation that was just as old as they were, eager to be just like the revolutionaries (because that's what the state told them they were, revolutionaries - and the Communists were the counter-revolutionaries) they'd been told to worship all through school, eager to defend Indonesia and Islam - not to mention younger and weaker and more afraid than the soldiers who gave them these orders. My father would have been eighteen in 1965. He would have been an ambitious and fiercely patriotic student, Muslim, and Javanese: a native son, and perfect for the job. The children of Communists would have been too ostracized to become leaders of any student movement in 1975. Those student protesters were native sons. And I deeply believe that they felt betrayed. Suharto and ABRI had promised them a better state than the one Sukarno was building; what they ended up with was something worse. The fact is, my father was helping the military kill Communists in 1965 and he was a staunchly Socialist (code word for Communism, which you cannot explicitly say in Indonesia to this day) student protester by 1975 - he's known as a Socialist political theorist to this day. But of course this being the Suharto era, anyone that wanted to renege on the "contract" that was the 1965 killings was going to get royally fucked.
So maybe a good question is who becomes and remains the violator and who gets to join the state. Some violators certainly do move up in the ranks, if they perform well: General Wiranto, for one. The U.S. Ambassador and the UN are not on speaking terms with him because of his human rights violations in East Timor but he is nonetheless running for President of Indonesia next year (and has his own political party, Hanura - the People's Conscience Party). It doesn't say so on his wikipedia page but the biography distributed at the Independence Day concert he sang at (he sang a song about worshipping God as well as "When I Fall in Love") blatantly said that he was head of some paramilitary youth group that fought Communists in 1965. My father would be the same age as General Wiranto, if he were alive. He wasn't the head of a paramilitary youth group, but he was part of, and perhaps head of, the local chapter of KAPPI, the high school students' action front that was formed to "fight the Communist threat". I know that he did not want my mother or me to know about his actions in 1965 (which is why I had to ask his younger siblings) but I also feel that knowing his history has helped me understand the depth of the conviction of his beliefs later in life.
And for that matter, can we all become violators, under the right stress? I don't think there's any way to reproduce an experiment that would accurately test this without violating all sorts of international laws and moral codes.
There's a great story by Robert Coover that I wish I had access to but don't (I read it in Harper's years ago, and their archives are not freely available online) called "Stick Man". Basically it's about a literal stick man who's brought into our world "to represent officially for us the human condition, as we understand it. We feel somehow you can encapsulate it in economical ways difficult to achieve for those of us with a, what can one say, more complex personal architecture." But one of the things that the humans have Stick Man do - more for their own voyeurism than any kind of deep introspection - is hurt his newly invented companion, Stick Woman. And that's a good representation of state-sponsored violence.
Anyway, I leave you with the song "Murderer" by Low, which puts a nice religious spin on things (and the band members are Mormons, if that helps):
One more thing before I go, one more thing I'll ask you, Lord
You may need a murderer, someone to do your dirty work
Don't act so innocent - I've seen you pound your fist into the Earth
and I've read your books - seems that you could use another fool
Well I'm cruel, and I look right through...
You must have more important things to do, so if you need a murderer, someone to do your dirty work...
the air crash as life
Sep. 18th, 2008 08:27 pm- Seconds From Disaster motto
"When you do an analysis of an accident, you've got to look at the human errors in judgment that were made and try to rectify those. That is my hope and dream for human spaceflight."
- Jon Clark, husband of Laurel Clark
I've decided that catastrophes and terrorist attacks and wars and nuclear meltdowns and disease outbreaks are all just big long plane crashes.
I just realized that I don't remember anything - anything - about the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. I was watching its Seconds From Disaster episode and assuming it happened in the 90s when suddenly there was a clip of President Bush addressing the nation. I looked it up, thinking it happened when I was in middle school and out of it, but it was 2003. 2003! I was a sophomore in high school and I remember nothing! How can that be? I remember researching this just last semester and reading Laurel Clark's letter and somehow I didn't understand that this had happened very recently and I should have had memory of this.
I asked my roommate if she remembered it. She said, "Didn't that happen in nineteen ninety something?" I said it was 2003 and she couldn't believe it either. I don't know if this is a matter of inadequate media attention or us just being too obsessed with our own lives and unable to register important global events.
From wikipedia:
In a hoax inspired by the destruction of Columbia, some images that were purported to be satellite photographs of the shuttle's explosion turned out to be screen captures from the opening scene of the 1998 science fiction film Armageddon, where the shuttle Atlantis is destroyed by asteroid fragments. In reality, Columbia disintegrated rather than exploded. In response to the disaster, FX pulled Armageddon from that night's schedule. It was replaced with Aliens instead.
Aliens? Really? Something is wrong with us.
Since I just recently saw Encounters at the End of the World, I find it interesting that there's a memorial for Columbia at "the bottom of the world", in McMurdo Station in Antarctica. God. We have a very strange sentience, a very strange homemade divinity.
Most infuriating episodes (although all are infuriating to some extent):
1. Missing Over New York (1990): Avianca Flight 52 is delayed for hours hovering near JFK due to massive fog and too many planes instructed to land at the airport. It is never told to divert to Boston. It is essentially ignored by air control because the crew doesn't use the word "emergency" and runs out of fuel, then crashes. 73 out of 158 die.
2. Behind Closed Doors (1972, 1974): American Airlines Flight 96's cargo door bursts open over Windsor, Ontario and the pilot skillfully lands the plane. The NTSB strongly recommends that McDonnell Douglas fix their faulty cargo door but there is no air worthiness mandate issued because McDonnell Douglas begs the FAA that it can fix it without making the error public, to save profits on its brand-new prized plane. The fix is not made and two years later, Turkish Airlines Flight 981's cargo door bursts open en route to London and this time it's worse, killing all 346 on board. McDonnell Douglas, riddled with lawsuits, is now owned by Boeing.
3. Cutting Corners* (2000): Alaska Airlines Flight 261's pilots notice a jamming horizontal stabilizer that despite their many misguided efforts to troubleshoot it with absolutely no help from ground maintenance soon falls off, dooming all 88 to a terrifying nosedive, and then a few moments of flying upside-down before dying upon contact with the Pacific Ocean just short of L.A. 2-1/2 years before a mechanic had inspected the plane and recommended fixing a jackscrew of the horizontal stabilizer, saying the plane was unfit to fly. His supervisor overruled to save money and cleared the plane for flight, the mechanic told the FAA, and was subsequently suspended by the airline. The crash occurred two months before a planned inspection - the jackhammer had not been replaced. Also a McDonnell Douglas plane, which built the jackscrew without making it failsafe.
Most unbelievable episodes (as in how the fuck did this happen):
1. Kid in the Cockpit* (1994): The captain of Aeroflot Flight 593 lets his children sit in his seat in the cockpit and encourages them to "fly" the plane by setting the course through autopilot so their hands can follow the steering gear. His son, however, accidentally shoves the plane off autopilot and then unknowingly holds it in neutral when autopilot tries to correct the plane's course. The distracted pilots don't notice the coming spin until too late and by then the G-forces are pinning the 15-year-old into the captain's seat. Despite his and the co-pilot's efforts, all 75 die.
2. Fatal Distraction (1972): Eastern Airlines Flight 401's landing gear light doesn't turn on the dysfunctional crew preoccupies itself with seeing whether the gear is broken or the light bulb just burned out, not noticing that the captain's elbow bumped the plane off autopilot and that the plane is now slowly descending into the Everglades. 101 people die. It turns out that it was just a burned out light bulb after all. Later ghosts of the crew are seen on other Eastern Airlines planes that have "cannibalized" the salvageable parts of 401, leading to a decommissioning of all 401's parts and the eventual bankruptcy of Eastern Airlines.
3. Ghost Plane (2005): Helios Airways Flight 522 from Cyprus stops talking to air traffic controllers in Greece as it circles in a holding pattern over Athens. Fearing a terrorist attack - the countries are tense politically - Greece sends fighter jets up to the Boeing 737. The fighter jet pilots see everyone inside slumped over their seats wearing oxygen masks, including the pilots. A flight steward wearing a different type of mask is seen stumbling into the cockpit and trying to regain control - the fighter jets ask him if he can land it and he motions no, they are going to crash. Sure enough the plane runs out of fuel and crashes, killing all. Rampant rumors spread that Greece shot down the Cyprus plane, and a lack of information from authorities doesn't help. The authorities blame the co-pilot's incompetence but the case remains extremely unsolved.
4. Invisible Killer (1985): A mini-thunderstorm pops up on the runway out of nowhere as Delta Airlines Flight 191 tries to land, whipping it off course without warning and straight into a highway, where the engines demolish one man and his car. The plane violently comes apart in a field, killing 128 of 152. Leads to the ability by planes to detect microburst windshear.
5. Death and Denial* (1999): First Officer Gameel Al-Batouti, unqualified and nearing retirement age, takes control of EgyptAir Flight 990, and turns off autopilot as well as apparently the engines, repeatedly and only saying, "I rely on God." The captain battles incredible G-forces to make it back to the cockpit but can't save the plane especially since the First Officer isn't cooperating with his upward pull, killing everyone on board near Massachusetts. Egypt fervently denies that this was a suicide/homicide although all signs point to it.
6. Fanning the Flames (1987): A cargo fire strikes South African Airways Flight 295 while over the Indian Ocean, making landing out of the question. Toxic fumes kill most of the passengers before the plane even crashes despite the pilots' resorting to opening the cabin doors mid-flight to let the fumes out, and all die. Then-apartheid South Africa says it was something in the cargo inventory; then that it was a freak accident. Over time it becomes clear that a faction of the warring government has hidden presumably chemical weapons on board and they caused the ignition, but there is no proof and likely never will be.
Scariest episodes (although all are scary):
1. Hidden Danger* (1991, 1994, 1996): United Airlines Flight 585, a Boeing 737, suddenly and violently rolls over during approach and then nosedives straight into the ground, killing all 25. No one knows what happened. Three years later, USAir Flight 427, another 737, experiences the same thing, killing many more. Panic is triggered about all 737s in service. Two years later, Eastwind Airlines Flight 517's pilot manages to stop the plane from rolling over completely, holding it at a 90-degree angle, twice. He and his co-pilot prepare to crash in a non-populated area but he manages to land and no one is killed. Turns out thermal shock can cause the 737 rudder to not only jam but then reverse, so that whatever the pilot does, the plane will do the opposite.
2. Panic Over the Pacific* (1985): After China Airlines Flight 006 loses one of four engines the crew mistakenly tries to restart the engine too high up, causing the plane to slowly bank to the right. The jetlagged, sleep-deprived captain disconnects the autopilot and the plane enters a horrific 180-degree nosedive, losing ten kilometers in 2 minutes. Because they're in a cloud and the crew is disoriented, they can't pull out of the dive until they come out of the clouds 11,000 m over the Pacific, which they do with no fatalities and a heroic 747 that didn't come completely apart.
3. Vertigo* (2004): Another jetlagged and disoriented pilot doesn't correct a right bank of a red-eye Flash Airlines Flight 604 shortly after take-off. With no horizon the pilot doesn't know which way is up. They crash into the Red Sea, killing everyone. Another case of Egypt vehemently denying any fault of the pilot, blaming instead mechanical failure.
4. Dead Weight (2003): Air Midwest Express Flight 5481 takes off too back-heavy and soon starts plummeting. The pilot, one of the only female pilots worldwide, has no way of saving the plane but saves lives on the ground by veering into the corner of a hangar instead of the populated hangar itself. Turns out the calculations of the weight of each passenger and baggage is woefully under the real weight of overweight people and overstuffed bags.
5. Fire on Board (1998): A wire sparks a blaze in the cockpit of Swissair Flight 111 that due to flammable insulation blankets spreads across all the plane's vital systems and destroys all hope of landing the plane safely. It is yet another McDonnell Douglas plane. The pilots, desperately fighting fire and smoke and likely dead before the crash, cannot save the plane, which nosedives suddenly off the coast of Nova Scotia and disintegrates. All black boxes are found missing the last crucial six minutes and the investigation takes 4 years. Though this is no fault unique to Swissair, which previously enjoyed a very good reputation, and Swissair takes out everything that might cause a fire on its entire fleet, it goes bankrupt.
6. Mixed Signals (1996): Failure of the pilot's air speed indicator equipment causes the crew of Birgenair Flight 301, already a replacement for a broken plane, to get hopelessly confused over how fast their plane is going during takeoff. The autopilot reacted to the captain's false readings and the pilots don't disconnect it in time to get the plane going fast enough, and it crashes into the Caribbean Sea near the airport, killing all 189.
Saddest episodes (although almost all episodes are sad):
1. Out of Control (1985): Japan Airlines Flight 123's rear pressure bulkhead bursts as it climbs into the clouds, completely demolishing the vertical tail of the plane and crippling all hydraulics. The pilots manage to keep the plane aloft far longer than any of the pilots in ensuing simulations could, but without that vertical stabilizer any flight is doomed. It hits a mountain ridge and crashes into Mt. Otsuka. Although many survive the crash, Japan's rescue teams assume all are dead and bunk down for the cold night instead of pressing on to the crash site - during the night, nearly all the survivors die. 4 are ultimately found alive in the morning out of 524 passengers, most of whom were going on a spiritual pilgrimage. It is the largest ever death toll of a single-aircraft disaster. Turns out the plane previously had to have the bulkhead repaired and Boeing only repaired it with one line of rivets instead of the required two. Though Japan Airlines is not at fault, it takes the airline decades to recover.
2. Deadly Crossroads* (2002): Over Germany, passenger jet Bashkirian Airlines Flight 2937 carrying 45 children on a school trip and cargo plane DHL Flight 611 are dangerously close to each other. Their computer collision-aversion systems warn them and tell them how to avoid disaster, but air traffic controller Peter Nielsen, overworked and unhelped by air control elsewhere, misreads and gives them the opposite instructions - then goes to the bathroom. DHL follows their computer but Bashkirian Airlines does not. The collision snaps the passenger jet in two, and the DHL crashes shortly thereafter. A total of 71 people are killed, bodies strewn all over. Peter Nielsen, already guilt-stricken to the point of depression and having quit his job, is then murdered by a man who lost his wife and two children on board. The man, a local government official, receives two years in prison and is still regarded as a hero.
3. Fire Fight (1983): Air Canada Flight 797 has a crazy fire in-flight in the toilet, the cause of which will never be determined. A heroic emergency landing on the pilots' part is overshadowed by half the passengers, upon landing, not being able to find the exits in time. The pilot is the last to be dragged out of the plane before the plane bursts into flames, killing everyone still inside. Led to the development of floor lights to guide people to the exits.
4. A Wounded Bird (1995): Atlantic Southeast Airlines Flight 529 essentially loses an entire propeller during mid-flight due to metal fatigue. The pilots magically manage to keep it aloft for nine minutes, sending out a cry for Atlanta rescuers to meet them. They crash in a backyard and everyone is alive, but because the air controller didn't pass on the message, there's no rescuers there to meet them and the plane quickly starts to burn. Only because the man whose backyard it landed in called 911 do local rescuers arrive. Burns and a heart attack kill nine passengers, seven in the E.R., and the heroic pilot. A passenger with an ax and then a firefighter save the First Officer, who made the last recorded words of the cockpit: "Amy, I love you."
5. Lost (1995): American Airlines Flight 965 gets incredibly confused trying to fly to Cali, Colombia at night. Flight management system mix-ups and language mishaps lead to such disorientation that the pilots don't know they're about to clip a mountain. 160 die and only 4 passengers, including a college student on her 21st birthday who loses her parents and a man who loses his wife and son, but not his daughter, and a pet dog survive, also lost in the rainforest for several days.
Uplifting episodes (there are so few of these):
1. Falling From The Sky (1982): British Airways Flight 9 flies over Indonesia and starts filling with smoke. Passengers see the wings encased in St. Elmo's fire and the pilots see only psychedelic bright flashes through the windshield. All four engines flame and then flame out, leading to a rapid descent and panic. The calm captain famously tells his 200-some passengers, "All four engines have failed. We are doing our damnedest to get them back. I trust you are not in too much distress." On the umpteenth try the engines suddenly restart and the plane makes a successful though difficult landing in Jakarta. Turns out they flew over an undetected volcano and the ash clogged the engines. They don't fly over volcanoes anymore.
2. Gimli Glider (1983): Air Canada Flight 143 runs clean out of fuel mid-flight because the plane is one of the first to use metric systems to measure fuel and ground maintenance doesn't convert into metric and gives them way too little before take-off. Winnipeg air control has no idea how to help them as they are too far from the airport and figures they're dead, but the pilot has beyond masterful control and experience in the Air Force flying gliders, and the co-pilot knows of an obscure airbase in nearby Gimli. Turns out the airbase is now a motorpark filled with families, but the emergency landing kills no one and the plane doesn't even catch fire, though it does end up sitting on its nose. The Gimli Glider, as it is now called, was repaired and is still in service twenty-five years later.
when you are engulfed in flames
Aug. 21st, 2008 09:05 am
Watching the news on the Spanair crash last night I was surprised to recognize NBC's "aviation expert" - John Nance, from Air Crash Investigation. John Nance, by the way, says that there is no precedent for what happened - that the plane shouldn't have banked right if there was a fire in an engine on the left, and that the pilots should have been able to fly even with an engine down. I've unfortunately discovered that there are many others obsessed with air crashes on YouTube, and am watching all the episodes I haven't seen. It's even more intense through headphones. I feel like I'm breathing air crashes. My mother has forced me to stop talking about them.
The IOC, God save them, has refused to make any official note of mourning in the Olympics. Also, I hate the Olympics, but that's old news.
I am back in the U.S. and I am alive.
"Stand up yah voracious man-eatin' sonofabitch and receive yir sintince. When yah came to Hinsdale County, there was siven Dimmycrats. But you, yah et five of 'em, goddam yah. I sintince yah t' be hanged by th' neck ontil yer dead, dead, dead, as a warnin' ag'in reducin' th' Dimmycratic populayshun of this county. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sintince ya ta hell but the statutes forbid it."
Packer, who kept escaping, getting sentenced to death, and escaping again, was finally sentenced to 40 years in prison but paroled in 1901. Then he became a vegetarian. His preserved head is on permanent display at the Ripley's Believe it or Not in New Orleans.
Source: Alferd Packer
Would a news anchor really say that to a million already panicked people? And if so, what the hell would possess them to do so?
* parodied on the Simpsons when they tune in to the news just in time to see Kent Brockman say, "which, if true, means death for us all", before cutting away to something else.
her love's a pony, my love's subliminal
Feb. 29th, 2008 01:46 am
This is quite sad, really: "In the 1920s two German zookeepers, the brothers Heinz and Lutz Heck, attempted to breed the aurochs back into existence (see breeding back) from the domestic cattle that were their descendants. Their plan was based on the conception that a species is not extinct as long as all its genes are still present in a living population. The result is the breed called Heck Cattle, 'Recreated Aurochs', or 'Heck Aurochs', which bears an incomplete resemblance to what is known about the physiology of the wild aurochs."
I realized in discussion the other day how similar the Rwandan genocide was to the 1965-66 anti-communist killings in Indonesia: widespread participation by average men, though most of the killings were done by paramilitary-political boy gangs; in-group hierarchy dynamics, resulting in peer pressure and fear; the security risk - they'll kill us if we don't kill them; the constant presence of at least one military or government officer; each attack spearheaded by a local elite; brought about by the murder of a huge figure in politics, as revenge; national and international stress on "they are killing each other - no one group has the upper hand".
driving with your handbrake on
Feb. 24th, 2008 02:22 pm
sinners deserve to lose their spawn.
I had no idea communities like this existed:
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I mean, I have no reactions like this. I don't even remember what day he died. Was it the sixth? Who knows. Does it matter? It's coming up but usually I don't remember until it's passed. And I think he'd prefer it that way. School was always the most important thing in our house - doing well at school is what he'd want me to be doing. That said I think our family's always been a little odd: we never set down roots and we never had an extended family - so I feel no need to surround myself with relatives and have a hundred babies in case I or my future husband dies. My mother has said a couple times that maybe I should have had a sibling, but there's no loss, love. Our troika is spiritually close.
I actually really like it when this happens:
Social-Climbing-Girl-trying-to-gauge-my-social-class: What does your dad do?
Me: Oh, he's dead. He doesn't do much.
I come across as jaded or bitter or cold-hearted or really easily offended, but really I think it's just been so long. I've adjusted. I still love him and so does my mother, and he us. And really, though, I don't think he does much. He's probably smoking kretek in heaven's backyard in a state of perpetual freshness, watching stars grow and listening to aliens chitter-chatter like bugs.
minutiae:
1) I think "Yes We Can" is a more accurate slogan than "Yes We Will". Come on, Hillary, who's being the blind idealist now?
2) Silent Hill is really a better story than people give it credit for. "Into the darkness she swallowed their hate" and "They gave her to the fiend" and "Burning the witch held back the darkness and delayed the apocalypse" and "Now is the end of days, and I am the Reaper" and all that. I LOVE THAT SHIT. I think Alessa Gillespie and Acmon are the same person. Which is very funny to me.