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Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
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Re: damnit
Date: 2009-03-21 03:29 am (UTC)dude, laughing to death is better than getting eaten by bears.