and I accuse florida state of using voodoo.

[intertribal]

what.

Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths.  Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one.  it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing

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damnit

[xochilulu07.livejournal.com]

I'm going to end up getting fatal hilarity, I can already tell :(

I like this post! I'm not very good at searching for my own wikipedia articles, so it's nice having them right there for me!

Re: damnit

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

well good thing I'm an expert at wikipedia!

dude, laughing to death is better than getting eaten by bears.