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intertribal) wrote2009-03-20 01:59 am
intertribal) wrote2009-03-20 01:59 am
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and I accuse florida state of using voodoo.
what.
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths. Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one. it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing
damnit
I like this post! I'm not very good at searching for my own wikipedia articles, so it's nice having them right there for me!
Re: damnit
dude, laughing to death is better than getting eaten by bears.