Jan: what are you watching?
me: indonesian cryptozoology show
i'm getting ready to go get some lunch soon
Jan: you think?
i think they're hunting for a giant
or a giant something
the fuck is that?
but it's cryptozoology
maybe it's an alien
Jan: or a leftover dinosaur
or a variation on the burrito
me: giant burrito is swimming in caves in eastern indonesia
big party time
me: kinda slimy i would think
this is the most ridiculous conversation we've ever had
Jan: maybe it wears water proof tortillas
ok, i'm out of it
me: clearly you want a burrito