living it up in lincoln nebraska
Sep. 24th, 2009 03:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Day 1
Destroying tapes is not as fun as it sounds. Similarly, I pity the people that have to black things out at the CIA. Damn Sharpies never go straight across a line of text. I wonder if there's a job for professional evidence-destroyers. On the bright side, if you want to do Halloween as Disco Glam Sadako (and if you do, then to quote my bitchy college roommate, "who ARE you?!"), using magnetic tape for hair is not a bad idea.
Day 2
Same with shredding paper. Shredder machines are weenies. "Overload" my ass. There's PLENTY of room for more tiny paper squares. And then of course there's the lovely habit of spitting up paper squares when one tries to dislodge the machine in order to take out the "overload" of paper squares. Three hole punchers are similarly pathetic. All that's left to do is shred paper with your bare hands like a Real Man (TM).
Day 3
Another day, another sports loss. What is this, Idaho? Come on!
Day 4
Taro-flavored popsicles, however, are amazing. Simply the best, better than all the rest.
Day 5 - Infinity
Repeat Days 1-4.
Destroying tapes is not as fun as it sounds. Similarly, I pity the people that have to black things out at the CIA. Damn Sharpies never go straight across a line of text. I wonder if there's a job for professional evidence-destroyers. On the bright side, if you want to do Halloween as Disco Glam Sadako (and if you do, then to quote my bitchy college roommate, "who ARE you?!"), using magnetic tape for hair is not a bad idea.
Day 2
Same with shredding paper. Shredder machines are weenies. "Overload" my ass. There's PLENTY of room for more tiny paper squares. And then of course there's the lovely habit of spitting up paper squares when one tries to dislodge the machine in order to take out the "overload" of paper squares. Three hole punchers are similarly pathetic. All that's left to do is shred paper with your bare hands like a Real Man (TM).
Day 3
Another day, another sports loss. What is this, Idaho? Come on!
Day 4
Taro-flavored popsicles, however, are amazing. Simply the best, better than all the rest.
Day 5 - Infinity
Repeat Days 1-4.
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Date: 2009-09-24 10:06 pm (UTC)Coconut-flavored popsicles, now. Those I like, and no one else in my family does. Score!
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Date: 2009-09-24 11:07 pm (UTC)I can see how coconut popsicles would work too, though.
(though they would not be as awesome)
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Date: 2009-09-25 12:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-26 05:44 am (UTC)