sometimes they come back... again.
May. 29th, 2008 12:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Scare Tactics, that is, with Tracy Morgan (SNL) as host (he's no Shannen Doherty, but anybody's better than that chump Stephen Baldwin)! I know, not everybody's brand of humor. Not that I revel in people's fear or anything, but it really is funny the things that people do/say when they're freaked out. I thought I'd share some of my favorite snippets. It's always nice to see who'd actually survive a zombie attack.
Little Monster Man, i.e. "We can come back with, like, some guns."
Gorilla's Fist, i.e. "You deserve to die, bro!"
You Going Somewhere, Man?, i.e. "What the fuck bro!"
Big Snake, i.e., "Stay in the light, I'm 'a stay right next to this motherfuckin' thing."
Alien Hunters, i.e., "I'm just a dancer, dude!"
Cemetery Panic, i.e., "What is it called that thing you lay in when you die, when you die?"
Runaway Corpse, i.e., "I kick you off!"
Meat Hook, i.e., "I can't do it, I'll pass out man."
Vampire Assistant, i.e., "I don't want to be a vampire, I don't want to get eaten, and that is not cool."
Indian Grave Site, i.e., "Don't even go by there, dog, what're you trippin' on, man?"
Chupacabra Attack, i.e., "Gimme somethin' to hit 'im with!"
My bets? The marks from Big Snake, Runaway Corpse, Gorilla's Fist, Indian Grave Site, and Vampire Assistant are the only ones that would survive a zombie attack. I doubt Gorilla's Fist would survive with his soul in tact, though. Kudos to Runaway Corpse dude and Chupacabra Attack dude (who would probably die) and Vampire Assistant girl (and to some extent Indian Grave Site guy) for actually trying to protect the people they're with and fighting their monsters!
However... I'm sad that I can't show you my favorite Scare Tactics episode of all time, Demon's List, where a guy thinks his boss wants him to kill innocent people who he thinks are possessed with demons - the boss asks him if he's on the side of Evil and he says with hands in the air, "No. I am Goodness," and yeah, that is some awesome life-saving impromptu, Demon's List guy.
Little Monster Man, i.e. "We can come back with, like, some guns."
Gorilla's Fist, i.e. "You deserve to die, bro!"
You Going Somewhere, Man?, i.e. "What the fuck bro!"
Big Snake, i.e., "Stay in the light, I'm 'a stay right next to this motherfuckin' thing."
Alien Hunters, i.e., "I'm just a dancer, dude!"
Cemetery Panic, i.e., "What is it called that thing you lay in when you die, when you die?"
Runaway Corpse, i.e., "I kick you off!"
Meat Hook, i.e., "I can't do it, I'll pass out man."
Vampire Assistant, i.e., "I don't want to be a vampire, I don't want to get eaten, and that is not cool."
Indian Grave Site, i.e., "Don't even go by there, dog, what're you trippin' on, man?"
Chupacabra Attack, i.e., "Gimme somethin' to hit 'im with!"
My bets? The marks from Big Snake, Runaway Corpse, Gorilla's Fist, Indian Grave Site, and Vampire Assistant are the only ones that would survive a zombie attack. I doubt Gorilla's Fist would survive with his soul in tact, though. Kudos to Runaway Corpse dude and Chupacabra Attack dude (who would probably die) and Vampire Assistant girl (and to some extent Indian Grave Site guy) for actually trying to protect the people they're with and fighting their monsters!
However... I'm sad that I can't show you my favorite Scare Tactics episode of all time, Demon's List, where a guy thinks his boss wants him to kill innocent people who he thinks are possessed with demons - the boss asks him if he's on the side of Evil and he says with hands in the air, "No. I am Goodness," and yeah, that is some awesome life-saving impromptu, Demon's List guy.
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Date: 2008-05-31 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-31 01:52 am (UTC)You're just getting knocked out though, right? I have little errands I have to do everyday but other than that, I leave next Friday.
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Date: 2008-05-31 02:08 am (UTC)Yeah, knocked out. Anytime you want to do something is fine, just not, you know, Monday or probably a couple days after that? I dunno. I have like no plans, other than that I have to call Abbey sometime (she called me from San Francisco, I can't avoid it...I'm so mean to her sometimes). Any idea what you want to do?
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Date: 2008-05-31 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-31 02:31 am (UTC)i am both free and able tomorrow and sunday, though i don't know if that really helps. i might be able to do something tuesday, but i don't know how i'll feel. you probably know better than i do if i'll be up to it (i've had teeth taken out before, but i think this will be worse), but i dunno about going anywhere tuesday. other than that, i'd really like to see you before you/i leave, so i'll try to work with whatever works for you...
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Date: 2008-05-31 02:56 am (UTC)I have no idea what "to do", though.
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Date: 2008-05-31 03:46 am (UTC)Well, the most impt. thing is just hanging out/talking and such. The list of things to do in Lincoln is invariably small. You can come here, I can go there, we can go elsewhere...some combination of the above, possibly involving food and/or movie and/or coffee. Sigh. I'm shit at planning. I guess the most important thing is a time. If it's too late to plan now, we might as well say sunday? or whatever. afternoon? evening?
i guess, unless you want to come here, i am all for getting out of my parents' house and their neurotic control issues.
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Date: 2008-05-31 03:50 am (UTC)I'm going to Surabaya.
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Date: 2008-05-31 03:54 am (UTC)Whoah, already? Maybe that's not an 'already' sort of thing. Maybe you're supposed to be there for the summer, and in fact you already mentioned how neither of us would be in the US for the summer. At least I remembered that's where you were going? ehhh...
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Date: 2008-05-31 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-05-31 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-31 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-31 04:12 am (UTC)i'll see you then, then. i can say 1 if you'd like a definite time.
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Date: 2008-05-31 04:13 am (UTC)Okay, 1 then.