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Scare Tactics, that is, with Tracy Morgan (SNL) as host (he's no Shannen Doherty, but anybody's better than that chump Stephen Baldwin)! I know, not everybody's brand of humor. Not that I revel in people's fear or anything, but it really is funny the things that people do/say when they're freaked out. I thought I'd share some of my favorite snippets. It's always nice to see who'd actually survive a zombie attack.

Little Monster Man, i.e. "We can come back with, like, some guns."


Gorilla's Fist, i.e. "You deserve to die, bro!"


You Going Somewhere, Man?, i.e. "What the fuck bro!"


Big Snake, i.e., "Stay in the light, I'm 'a stay right next to this motherfuckin' thing."


Alien Hunters, i.e., "I'm just a dancer, dude!"


Cemetery Panic, i.e., "What is it called that thing you lay in when you die, when you die?"


Runaway Corpse, i.e., "I kick you off!"


Meat Hook, i.e., "I can't do it, I'll pass out man."


Vampire Assistant, i.e., "I don't want to be a vampire, I don't want to get eaten, and that is not cool."


Indian Grave Site, i.e., "Don't even go by there, dog, what're you trippin' on, man?"


Chupacabra Attack, i.e., "Gimme somethin' to hit 'im with!"


My bets? The marks from Big Snake, Runaway Corpse, Gorilla's Fist, Indian Grave Site, and Vampire Assistant are the only ones that would survive a zombie attack. I doubt Gorilla's Fist would survive with his soul in tact, though. Kudos to Runaway Corpse dude and Chupacabra Attack dude (who would probably die) and Vampire Assistant girl (and to some extent Indian Grave Site guy) for actually trying to protect the people they're with and fighting their monsters!

However... I'm sad that I can't show you my favorite Scare Tactics episode of all time, Demon's List, where a guy thinks his boss wants him to kill innocent people who he thinks are possessed with demons - the boss asks him if he's on the side of Evil and he says with hands in the air, "No. I am Goodness," and yeah, that is some awesome life-saving impromptu, Demon's List guy.

Date: 2008-05-31 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
I didn't watch all of these, but they were pretty funny. They caused my mom to stop talking to me and leave (she is...incessant). Anyway, I'd probably pass out as soon as I actually went through any physical trauma, 'cause I got 3 shots today and nearly fainted in the office (had to lay down awhile). But now I am vaccinated for typhoid, hepatitis A, and tetanus (again). And I can't lift anything with my arms, it's kind of pathetic. Anyway, I'm back home, and I go in for surgery Monday. Which sounds far more serious than "I'm having teeth removed," heh...

Date: 2008-05-31 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm glad you found them funny. I forced my mother to watch a bunch of them. I'm vaccinated for those too! Aw, we can be vaccinated together. I took it pretty well, though, I guess in comparison... I don't know, needles don't bother me, so if the trauma involved needles I'd be okay. But I think if say Bigfoot came crashing through the front door my first instinct would be to run up the stairs and scream for my mother. or lock myself in my room.

You're just getting knocked out though, right? I have little errands I have to do everyday but other than that, I leave next Friday.

Date: 2008-05-31 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
It's funny, needles don't usually bother me (i'm not afraid of them), nor does seeing blood (my mom faints when she sees blood), etc. But for some reason, when they got to the third shot, the blood just left my head and everything went fuzzy. But with scary things...I handle movies a lot better than when I feel like I'm actually in a dangerous situation (as in videogames), though I can handle things like people around me seeming to have a seizure or something and try to get them help (uh...Santiago has issues). So...I think if I felt like there was no way out or nothing I could do, that would scare me the most. That includes certain physical situations, as I should know from Functional Self Defense. But even then, it wasn't so much being scared as being dizzy, intimidated, weak, etc.

Yeah, knocked out. Anytime you want to do something is fine, just not, you know, Monday or probably a couple days after that? I dunno. I have like no plans, other than that I have to call Abbey sometime (she called me from San Francisco, I can't avoid it...I'm so mean to her sometimes). Any idea what you want to do?

Date: 2008-05-31 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
Here's the thing. My mom's taking all these days off from work and she wants me around during those days (she's getting needy). She can change them if she needs to but "it gets confusing". And she would prefer me to see you on Monday or Tuesday because that's when she goes to work. So... I don't know.

Date: 2008-05-31 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
so...when you said you're leaving next friday, does that mean a week from now?

i am both free and able tomorrow and sunday, though i don't know if that really helps. i might be able to do something tuesday, but i don't know how i'll feel. you probably know better than i do if i'll be up to it (i've had teeth taken out before, but i think this will be worse), but i dunno about going anywhere tuesday. other than that, i'd really like to see you before you/i leave, so i'll try to work with whatever works for you...

Date: 2008-05-31 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
Yeah, a week from now. I can probably see you for a bit tomorrow or Sunday, according to my mom. I doubt you'll be up to much for at least a few days following surgery. Personally my experience was crazy painful pain and/or crazy woozy wooziness from vicodin.

I have no idea what "to do", though.

Date: 2008-05-31 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
wait, where are you going again? (i am a dumbass...)

Well, the most impt. thing is just hanging out/talking and such. The list of things to do in Lincoln is invariably small. You can come here, I can go there, we can go elsewhere...some combination of the above, possibly involving food and/or movie and/or coffee. Sigh. I'm shit at planning. I guess the most important thing is a time. If it's too late to plan now, we might as well say sunday? or whatever. afternoon? evening?

i guess, unless you want to come here, i am all for getting out of my parents' house and their neurotic control issues.

Date: 2008-05-31 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
ooh, coffee, I want coffee at all times. Probably afternoon, Sunday probably better at this rate.

I'm going to Surabaya.

Date: 2008-05-31 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
okay, cool. I can come over at like 1 or 2 and pick you up?

Whoah, already? Maybe that's not an 'already' sort of thing. Maybe you're supposed to be there for the summer, and in fact you already mentioned how neither of us would be in the US for the summer. At least I remembered that's where you were going? ehhh...

Date: 2008-05-31 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
(unless you would rather pick me up)

Date: 2008-05-31 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
Nah, I have no car anymore.

Date: 2008-05-31 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
It's okay, it was sold.

Date: 2008-05-31 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's where I'm supposed to be for the summer... we did have a convo about neither of us being in the US for the summer. Yeah, 1 or 2 is good.

Date: 2008-05-31 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com
i just got confused when you were taking a trip w/ your mom and when you were going for the internship...

i'll see you then, then. i can say 1 if you'd like a definite time.

Date: 2008-05-31 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intertribal.livejournal.com
We decided not to take the trip. There was no time.

Okay, 1 then.

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