turistas go home!
May. 24th, 2008 06:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The title is my reaction to Indiana Jones: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The above is also my reaction to every Indiana Jones movie, so I guess if you like Indiana Jones, you'll like it.
Let me just say though, that as someone who watched 9 FUCKING seasons of the X-Files, this sanitized, Americanized, and abridged version in 2 1/2 hours and M&Ms packaging just feels like a smack in the fucking face.
+ : every time Indiana Jones fails at something.
- : every time Indiana Jones succeeds at something.
best character: crazy professor man + mutt
worst character: marion ravenwood + indiana jones
best impossibility: Indiana Jones gets pulled out of a sand trap by holding onto a snake that is somehow able to hold his entire weight!
worst impossibility: Indiana Jones survives a nuclear explosion by hiding in a refrigerator and doesn't die of cancer in three weeks!
Let me just say though, that as someone who watched 9 FUCKING seasons of the X-Files, this sanitized, Americanized, and abridged version in 2 1/2 hours and M&Ms packaging just feels like a smack in the fucking face.
+ : every time Indiana Jones fails at something.
- : every time Indiana Jones succeeds at something.
best character: crazy professor man + mutt
worst character: marion ravenwood + indiana jones
best impossibility: Indiana Jones gets pulled out of a sand trap by holding onto a snake that is somehow able to hold his entire weight!
worst impossibility: Indiana Jones survives a nuclear explosion by hiding in a refrigerator and doesn't die of cancer in three weeks!
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Date: 2008-05-26 01:25 am (UTC)I dunno, you're just a person. You're Nadia. I don't give a shit how you're marked, and I'm sorry it's so important to you.
Yes, I suppose we all like to be comforted, and groups are comforting. It takes a lot of strength, arguably inhuman strength, to transcend them. It's like old-school Enlightenment. Or Christianity. Which have their roots in the same thing anyway.
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