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Pretentious livejournal entries remind me of the ramblings of psychotic schizophrenic people on Law & Order: SVU. 

No, really.  That's what they sound like.  Like the one who talked only in terms of chemical reactions and thought there were terrorists invading her mind.  They also remind me of the guy in the grocery store the other day who was in front of me in line, with his seemingly mentally able daughter who nonetheless did nothing to help anything, who kept shooting his fingers out in strange directions and then could not understand that he had no money on his card. 

Like, cute?  Not really.  If anything it's offensive to people who actually have mental illness, because you are clearly just a stupid 16-year-old who thinks she's profound.  Blah blah blah dainty angsty blah blah. 

Hilariously, she watches SVU.  Maybe it's intentional.

Also:  I accidentally got regular instead of low-fat cream cheese and now I'm really angry because it's like a billion times tastier than low-fat cream cheese.  :( 

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[royinpink.livejournal.com]

? why do you like it?

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

I used to because that was when I was weaning myself from MTV. Then I discovered regular Law & Order, and Law & Order: Criminal Intent, which are much better, and SVU got really melodramatic and stupid. And now I watch for the lulz (i.e., can little miss perfect survive in prison where she gets beaten up? can little miss perfect save the 9-months-pregnant wife of her partner whom she is in love with? can little miss perfect outsmart the feds to rescue her longlost half-brother who's been falsely accused of murder?)

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

So...The Adventures of Little Miss Perfect

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

Law & Order: Little Miss Perfect Unit.

These are their stories.

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

the resemblance to the LJ user is now clear.