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Pretentious livejournal entries remind me of the ramblings of psychotic schizophrenic people on Law & Order: SVU.

No, really. That's what they sound like. Like the one who talked only in terms of chemical reactions and thought there were terrorists invading her mind. They also remind me of the guy in the grocery store the other day who was in front of me in line, with his seemingly mentally able daughter who nonetheless did nothing to help anything, who kept shooting his fingers out in strange directions and then could not understand that he had no money on his card.

Like, cute? Not really. If anything it's offensive to people who actually have mental illness, because you are clearly just a stupid 16-year-old who thinks she's profound. Blah blah blah dainty angsty blah blah.

Hilariously, she watches SVU. Maybe it's intentional.

Also: I accidentally got regular instead of low-fat cream cheese and now I'm really angry because it's like a billion times tastier than low-fat cream cheese. :(

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no-laughing lindsey!!!

yes. i am very serious, somber, dark. i live in a constant cloud of gloom which the rays of the sun cannot penetrate.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/LOTRROTKGOLLUM2X3~The-Lord-of-the-Rings-The-Return-of-the-King-Gollum-Posters.jpg

i'm Golem?

gollum

"i live in a constant cloud of gloom which the rays of the sun cannot penetrate"...

:( :( :( :(

or if you'd prefer:
http://rangersin08.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sauron1.jpg

ahahahaha.

the idea of that being me is absurd.

If you had the rings of power I think we wouldn't have much to worry about really.

thanks.

i think i forgot what the rings of power make people do... i know it varies depending on the person, but...

I think they just give you the ability and desire to seek power, if you have "potential"... i.e., if you're the average non-Aragorn human.

does Aragorn not have potential?

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intertribal.livejournal.com - 2008-04-11 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

and by seek I mean accumulate.

actually, i was laughing out loud in the library, where such things are forbidden. but not at my original comment, which really is the result of delusion. which is currently dissipating somewhat with the onset of Midol. if onset is the wrong word, i'm sorry.

Do you watch ATHF? "dancing is forbidden!"

ATHF?

ohhh, Aqua Teen Hunger Force? I've seen a few episodes, but i'm not sure what you're talking about.

it's part of their ending theme... it's a good show man.

"Billy Witchdoctor more comfortable with chicken."

i don't doubt it, i just don't watch much tv...even on the internet. Cute Boy likes/liked ATHF, though. He laughed at me when I was seriously freaked out by them burning styrofoam.

They also go on the South Bronx Parasite Diet... lose weight by eating parasites! (read these testimonials from people in the fourth world!)

"the fourth world" makes me think they live on Mars...that's fourth right? What does that make the first world? Mercury? Dead, in any case. The third world is Earth.

Or South Bronx is the Mars, which kind of blows my mind.

the Mars? wtf? i can't talk.

LOOOOOLLLL

royinpink.livejournal.com - 2008-04-10 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

i think i meant "Or the South Bronx is Mars"

(something about the new term making me consider it literally, you know)

"third rock from the sun"

I'm not sure that would bother me so much as the styrofoam. it seriously disturbed me, though.