well, he can act, even if he sucks as a person

[intertribal]

"Hello.  The police are here.  I am with them.  I am a police officer.  I just want to talk with you.  We know all about the hoax.  We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon.  Just tell us your name and why you did it, and we'll give you the same deal we gave the others.  Don't throw your life away, son."

- Mel Gibson to the alien trapped in the pantry in Signs