I'd post it on facebook, but then I'd lose all my friends

[intertribal]

Me:  Is it weird that I wave at a video?
Kim:  What do you mean, wave at a video.
Me:  Well, there's this video I'm obsessed with, right, the one with Platoon and Running Up That Hill.  And remember how I was telling you about the Jesus guy who gets shot and...
Kim:  And you wave at him?
Me:  Well, when you first meet him, he's lying in a hammock and he's waving.  And I've started waving back.  Is that...
Kim:  No, yeah, that's weird, I'm not gonna lie.
Me:  But it's with the song, if it was just him waving with nothing playing I wouldn't wave at him, but with the music! 
Kim:  *gives me look of no-you're-just-weird*
Me:  God damn it!  But he's Jesus!  You have to wave at Jesus!  Wave at Jesus!
Kim:  Jesus is impure.

Comments

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

that's really hilarious. i wave when no one's there sometimes...though, i've not waved at jesus before, it's true.

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

To be fair, he is a Jesus-like figure, not Jesus himself.

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

mm, sorry man. I felt "Jesus was impure" made a nice curt ending.