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uncomfortable plot summaries from postmodernbarney:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
GREMLINS: Distant father ruins son’s life, puts entire town at risk.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
STRAW DOGS: Immigrant clashes with locals.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.
THE STEPFORD WIVES: Woman has difficulty adjusting to suburban life.
THE WICKER MAN: Isolated religious community revitalized by newcomer.
THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Kidnapper commits murder several times.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker. 

Comments

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Haha! Pretty good, esp. LoTR, Twilight, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[pgtremblay.livejournal.com]

"Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness"

It's like you've been to my house.