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intertribal ([personal profile] intertribal) wrote2009-03-20 01:59 am
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and I accuse florida state of using voodoo.

what.

Boy, the things you learn from reading wikipedia's list of unusual deaths.  Other life lessons:
- do not storm the cockpit, especially on Southwest Airlines, which might allow the other passengers to beat you to death
- actually, just don't argue with pilots or flight attendants in general, because they have the fire extinguishers
- turn off all robots while in the vicinity of grinding machines
- confirm that a helicopter will come to pick you up before setting off into the remote Alaskan wilderness
- do not go skiing near UFOs, or Russian military bases (read this one.  it's uber creepy)
- do not inject yourself with blood containing malaria and tuberculosis
- do not use a coat as a parachute
- no matter how funny it is, try to stop laughing

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[identity profile] royinpink.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!
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