my mother is crazier than she looks

Jan:  what are you watching?

 me:  indonesian cryptozoology show

 Jan:  ok

i'm getting ready to go get some lunch soon

 me:  yum

 Jan:  you think?

 me:  no

i think they're hunting for a giant

or a giant something

gurita?

the fuck is that?

 Jan:  idk

but it's cryptozoology

maybe it's an alien

 me:  mm

 Jan:  or a leftover dinosaur

or a variation on the burrito

 me:  ok

 Jan:  really?

 me:  giant burrito is swimming in caves in eastern indonesia

DEFINITELY THAT

 Jan:  yummy

big party time

 me:  kinda slimy i would think

this is the most ridiculous conversation we've ever had

 Jan:  maybe it wears water proof tortillas

ok, i'm out of it

 me:  clearly you want a burrito