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Although I (theoretically) could have, I did not write this.

"House, we've got a serious problem," Bra said, bursting into his office, where he was playing MarioKart on his GameBoy Advance SP.

"What is it now?" House asked, "A psychological problem?"

"How did you know?" Bra asked.

"I didn't, I guessed."

"Damn good guess, then. Listen, my father just woke up five minutes ago. He doesn't recognize me, my brother, or my mother," Bra replied, "This is getting more serious than I care to think about, but I can't quit now."

"Memory loss...hmmm..." House said, "Well, it's not the most serious of symptoms, but--"

"What do you mean, not the most serious of symptoms?! He doesn't recognize his own family! You call that not serious?!"

"Bra, sit down and shut up," House snapped at her, shutting off his Gameboy.

But wait.  There's more.  From the same author:

“I’ll explain that, but first…” Vegeta said, “I have to start this off by asking, are you aware of elves? Do you know they exist?”

“Vegeta, if this is a joke, I swear—“ Bulma began, but she was cut off.

”Do I joke?” Vegeta asked. He murmured something under his breath, and then, scowling, pointed to his ears, which had gone pointy.

"Vegeta!" Bulma said--in shock more than anything else. "You're--you're...an elf?"

"Yes, I am," Vegeta said, "And Galadriel has--"

"Who is this Galadriel? Someone I should know about?" Bulma asked.

"She is an elf of a royal house, and no, not in that way," Vegeta said, "Now, what questions am I to answer first?"

"First of all, you said you were a saiyan," Bulma replied, "So tell us, why did you lie?"

"I didn't lie," Vegeta replied, "Because saiyans are merely...an evolution of elves, you might say."

"Explain, Vegeta," Bulma said.

"The saiyans appeared to elves only recently. Recently in elven years, that is, as they live long, and many hundreds of years can be called 'recent' to them. The first saiyan born was in Isildur's time--he's a Man, a hero of sorts, but his tale is long and sad, Bulma, I'll tell you of him later--in Mirkwood, and this elf was named Saiya. In Middle-earth, his abilities were limited, in comparison with the saiyans of this world. There, the saiyans had only the strength of nine men. Their pride in their abilities was present, as it is with saiyans in our world. This pride was their downfall. They began to seek after any measure of power, and Saiya himself--he named the saiyans after himself, of course, since he was the first one--was slain by another saiyan. You see...killing another saiyan if you were one became rather like a badge of glory. Because of this, the saiyans began to enter into league and friendship with Sauron...he's the 'Frieza' of Middle-Earth."

"This is a lot to swallow," Bulma said.

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