what new york roommates talk about at 2:30 a.m.

Kim: Maybe he is gay.
Me: I don't think so.
Kim: He's not setting off your gay-dar?
Me: No...
Kim: How old is he?
Me: I don't know!
Kim: Oh right. I just want to know more about your prospect!
Me: Well, I can't find any information about him! (I had already searched his name with "married", "divorced", and *sigh*, "Mrs. Cooley")
Kim: Maybe he's a hologram.
Me: ...
*Kim goes back to reading about ancient Chinese religion*
Kim: Maybe he is, you never know!

Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Me:  Oh god.
Kim:  What?
Me:  Oh god.
Kim:  What was it?
Me:  It was bad.  It was sooo bad.
Kim:  *jumps off the bed* Ooh, I wanna see!
Me:  No!  No!  It was too horrible!  I don't wanna see it again!
Kim:  Then you don't have to look at it, I'll look at it!
Me:  No!
Kim:  *pouting*  Fine... what was it?
Me:  Okay, you can play guess the pairing, how about that.
Kim:  Okay.  Your man and...
Me:  It was called saiyajincest.
Kim:  His son?
Me:  *nods in pain*
Kim:  *laughing*  Doing what?
Me:  What do you think?
Kim:  *laughing harder*  In what position?
Me:  *thoughtfully*  Not one you would expect.
Kim:  *sobered up*  Hmm.

"kim, I love you." "why?" "because you always find good surveys to waste time with."

from "Popular" by Nada Surf: (2 girls debating whether or not to go steady with a boy) "No, I don't care.  I mean, hey, I've got Penny."

List 3 of each, bitches.

Pet Peeves: micromanagement, type A bitches who suck up to the (male) professor because they're not actually intelligent and are hoping for pity/an erection (he's mine! - me the reluctant leo), yaoi
Favorite Sounds: music, white noise, air raid sirens (even though they freak me out)
Favorite Candy: dark chocolate M&Ms, twix chocolate bars, Kit Kats
Biggest Fears: being rejected, having a terminal illness, losing my mother
Biggest Challenges: crazy-ass anxiety with the uncanny ability to manifest itself as physical pain, the tendency to withdraw rather than put myself "out there", the need to be the best
Favorite Department Stores: Younkers, Filene's Basement, Macy's
Most Used Words: "dude", "like", "fuck"
Favorite Pizza Toppings: pineapple, canadian bacon, cottage cheese
Favorite Cartoon Characters: Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion), Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon), Yajirobe (DBZ - you can't argue with a quote like this: "I still can't figure out why [senzu beans] taste like fish" and this: "can we eat [Piccolo]?")
Movies Recently Watched: Jurassic Park, Shaun of the Dead, Night at the Museum
Favorite Fruits: mangoes, pineapples, manggis (they're Indonesian)
Favorite Vegetables: asparagus, green onions, broccoli