what new york roommates talk about at 2:30 a.m.

[intertribal]

Kim: Maybe he is gay.
Me: I don't think so.
Kim: He's not setting off your gay-dar?
Me: No...
Kim: How old is he?
Me: I don't know!
Kim: Oh right. I just want to know more about your prospect!
Me: Well, I can't find any information about him! (I had already searched his name with "married", "divorced", and *sigh*, "Mrs. Cooley")
Kim: Maybe he's a hologram.
Me: ...
*Kim goes back to reading about ancient Chinese religion*
Kim: Maybe he is, you never know!

Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Me:  Oh god.
Kim:  What?
Me:  Oh god.
Kim:  What was it?
Me:  It was bad.  It was sooo bad.
Kim:  *jumps off the bed* Ooh, I wanna see!
Me:  No!  No!  It was too horrible!  I don't wanna see it again!
Kim:  Then you don't have to look at it, I'll look at it!
Me:  No!
Kim:  *pouting*  Fine... what was it?
Me:  Okay, you can play guess the pairing, how about that.
Kim:  Okay.  Your man and...
Me:  It was called saiyajincest.
Kim:  His son?
Me:  *nods in pain*
Kim:  *laughing*  Doing what?
Me:  What do you think?
Kim:  *laughing harder*  In what position?
Me:  *thoughtfully*  Not one you would expect.
Kim:  *sobered up*  Hmm.

Comments

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

you fail as a human being.

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

Blondes are NC-17. I like that there's no R rating? Anyway.