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10 Movies That Have Made Me Cry (not in order according to movie's merit or number of tears shed):
1) Hotel Rwanda - nuns being separated from their charges, fuckin' everything
2) Fearless - the end...
3) Blood Diamond - best death speech ever
4) Hero - ah, martyrdom
5) Gandhi - I was very unprepared for this ending
6) A.I.: Artificial Intelligence - so beautiful it hurt
7) Bowling for Columbine - scenes from the Columbine surveillance videos
8) Evita - "the actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear/ she's sad for her country, sad to be defeated by her own weak body..."
9) Hamlet (Kenneth Branagh, not Mel Gibson) - Ophelia's death, and then Hamlet's
10) The Lion King - realizing Mufasa was dead during Hakuna Matata... that was great
10 TV Guilty Pleasures (in particular order, and classified as shows I wouldn't normally tell other people I watch, unlike Grey's Anatomy, which is like the norm, and whose popularity actually makes me slightly ashamed to like it):
1) DBZ (like, duhrr...) - "it's over NINE THOUSAAAAND!"
2) Aqua Teen Hunger Force - despite the recent Chicago, er, "situation", still the best show for people with a crack addict's sense of humor
3) Robot Chicken - these guys know how to do pop culture commentary. Plus they actually made a really great DBZ parody
4) King of the Hill - it's Texas, but it's more like Nebraska, when no one's looking
5) America's Next Top Model - cat fight! meow!
6) Pimp My Ride - "you've officially been pimped!" wtf? oh well, I feel bad for most of these poor L.A. dropout losers
7) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - adventures in dubbing, pot, and insomnia, but the Japanese are asking for it
8) Charmed - soooo cheesy but soooo addictive
9) Scare Factor - sort of like Punk'd, except with radioactive waste, poltergeists, and Big Foot!
10) American Idol - listening to Simon increases my self esteem
10 Favorite TV Shows (whether you can be proud of them or not, in order):
1) DBZ - "gotta make this quick, or it's gonna be bad..."
2) The X-Files - "what is this?" "this is where you pucker up and kiss my ass."
3) Aqua Teen Hunger Force - "I thought you said TV was bad for us?" "It is - but we fuckin' need it."
4) Midsomer Murders - "is the body count always this high around here?"
5) Grey's Anatomy - "I'm in this. I'm in this for the long haul."
6) Law & Order - "I wake up everyday hoping to find an honest man."
7) King of the Hill - "so are you Chinese or Japanese?" "We Laotian." "The ocean? What ocean?" "From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia!" .... "so, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
8) Friends - "when the revolution comes, I will have to kill you all."
9) Iron Chef - "if memory serves me right..."
10) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - "It's Hank the Happy Hemorrhoid!"
10 Great Movies for Halloween (in... semi-particular order, bwahahaha)
1) Halloween - can't argue with the classic
2) Silent Hill - creepy and cool
3) Th13een Ghosts - it's just funny
4) Alien - in space, no one can hear you scream
5) Salem's Lot - in a small town, no one can hear you scream "vampires!"
6) Rose Red - bad house! bad house!
7) A Tale of Two Sisters - polite but chilly
8) Resident Evil - bang bang, zombie zombie
9) Shaun of the Dead - bang bang, zombie zombie, ha ha, bye bye!
10) Kwaidan - if you're need to impress worldly, artsy people
10 Feel Good Songs (definitely in no particular order, and a list that changes very often)
1) "Du Hast" - Rammstein - "Nein! Nein!" Also, a great AMV
2) "Smack My Bitch Up" - the Prodigy - I wish I could smack bitches up
3) "Stupid MF" - Mindless Self Indulgence - scream this while driving down a highway and scare the shit out of your mom
4) "Tell Me Baby" - Red Hot Chili Peppers - now this is a driving song, so happy and optimistic and all-American!
5) "Miracle Drug" - U2 - "and I've had enough of romantic love, I'll give it up, I'll give it up..." nice for walking through airports
6) "The City Lights" - Umbrellas - pretty, sad, and cold, but ultimately a mood-lifter
7) "Cherry Blossom Girl" - Air - light, fluffy, and Lost in Translation
8) "Theme of Laura" - Silent Hill OST - a resolute strumming guitar and a bittersweet melody, the soundtrack to my life
9) "B.O.B." - Outkast - despite the title, "Bombs Over Baghdad" is the fastest, perkiest song ever
10) "Stay Fly" - Three Six Mafia feat. a lot of people - "I ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star" deserves an Oscar, imo
must... fucking... write... gaaaahrgh...
okay, got to page 69.
10 Things I Think People Don't Like About Me:
1) Sarcastic/cynical - hey, I've been disbarred from seeing people because of this quality!
2) I'm not a very social person, you could say that, and tend to lend myself to awkward silences
3) I'm highly defensive about certain things, and I don't take criticism very well, not gonna lie
4) Jumping to conclusions - it's exhausting to fix them
5) I can snap at people when I get mad, even people I love
6) My moodiness, especially for perky people
7) I am extremely judgmental - judgmental like whoa - I look down on people I see as dumb
8) I do my homework and get As in classes - people don't seem to see the correlation
9) I don't like chick flicks - this tends to annoy shallow girls
10) I don't do chores, which means I can't be one of those cute little Asian maid girlfriends/suitemates
10 Favorite Childhood Fairytales (in order!)
1) The Musicians of Bremen - Communism, singing animals, freedom!
2) The Girl and the Dead Man - so fucking weird, involves watching over grinning corpses, look it up
3) Puss in Boots - cats kick fuckin' ass
4) The Red Shoes - the most morbid fairytale ever... the shoes that won't stop dancing, until the dancer meets a woodcutter...
5) The Snow Queen - Christian imagery galore, but this story proves C.S. Lewis is a plagiarizer, and a bad one at that
6) The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was - "if only I could shudder!" said the boy
7) The Frog Prince (original) - the princess breaks the spell when she throws the frog against the wall in disgust
8) Rapunzel (original) - the evil witch throws the prince from the window and snips off Rapunzel's hair, oh noes, what'll they do?
9) Hansel and Gretel - the world's smartest children go up against the world's creepiest villainess
10) The Ugly Duckling - read the full-length with good illustrations, it's heartbreaking
10 Movies That Have Made Me Cry (not in order according to movie's merit or number of tears shed):
1) Hotel Rwanda - nuns being separated from their charges, fuckin' everything
2) Fearless - the end...
3) Blood Diamond - best death speech ever
4) Hero - ah, martyrdom
5) Gandhi - I was very unprepared for this ending
6) A.I.: Artificial Intelligence - so beautiful it hurt
7) Bowling for Columbine - scenes from the Columbine surveillance videos
8) Evita - "the actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear/ she's sad for her country, sad to be defeated by her own weak body..."
9) Hamlet (Kenneth Branagh, not Mel Gibson) - Ophelia's death, and then Hamlet's
10) The Lion King - realizing Mufasa was dead during Hakuna Matata... that was great
10 TV Guilty Pleasures (in particular order, and classified as shows I wouldn't normally tell other people I watch, unlike Grey's Anatomy, which is like the norm, and whose popularity actually makes me slightly ashamed to like it):
1) DBZ (like, duhrr...) - "it's over NINE THOUSAAAAND!"
2) Aqua Teen Hunger Force - despite the recent Chicago, er, "situation", still the best show for people with a crack addict's sense of humor
3) Robot Chicken - these guys know how to do pop culture commentary. Plus they actually made a really great DBZ parody
4) King of the Hill - it's Texas, but it's more like Nebraska, when no one's looking
5) America's Next Top Model - cat fight! meow!
6) Pimp My Ride - "you've officially been pimped!" wtf? oh well, I feel bad for most of these poor L.A. dropout losers
7) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - adventures in dubbing, pot, and insomnia, but the Japanese are asking for it
8) Charmed - soooo cheesy but soooo addictive
9) Scare Factor - sort of like Punk'd, except with radioactive waste, poltergeists, and Big Foot!
10) American Idol - listening to Simon increases my self esteem
10 Favorite TV Shows (whether you can be proud of them or not, in order):
1) DBZ - "gotta make this quick, or it's gonna be bad..."
2) The X-Files - "what is this?" "this is where you pucker up and kiss my ass."
3) Aqua Teen Hunger Force - "I thought you said TV was bad for us?" "It is - but we fuckin' need it."
4) Midsomer Murders - "is the body count always this high around here?"
5) Grey's Anatomy - "I'm in this. I'm in this for the long haul."
6) Law & Order - "I wake up everyday hoping to find an honest man."
7) King of the Hill - "so are you Chinese or Japanese?" "We Laotian." "The ocean? What ocean?" "From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia!" .... "so, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
8) Friends - "when the revolution comes, I will have to kill you all."
9) Iron Chef - "if memory serves me right..."
10) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - "It's Hank the Happy Hemorrhoid!"
10 Great Movies for Halloween (in... semi-particular order, bwahahaha)
1) Halloween - can't argue with the classic
2) Silent Hill - creepy and cool
3) Th13een Ghosts - it's just funny
4) Alien - in space, no one can hear you scream
5) Salem's Lot - in a small town, no one can hear you scream "vampires!"
6) Rose Red - bad house! bad house!
7) A Tale of Two Sisters - polite but chilly
8) Resident Evil - bang bang, zombie zombie
9) Shaun of the Dead - bang bang, zombie zombie, ha ha, bye bye!
10) Kwaidan - if you're need to impress worldly, artsy people
10 Feel Good Songs (definitely in no particular order, and a list that changes very often)
1) "Du Hast" - Rammstein - "Nein! Nein!" Also, a great AMV
2) "Smack My Bitch Up" - the Prodigy - I wish I could smack bitches up
3) "Stupid MF" - Mindless Self Indulgence - scream this while driving down a highway and scare the shit out of your mom
4) "Tell Me Baby" - Red Hot Chili Peppers - now this is a driving song, so happy and optimistic and all-American!
5) "Miracle Drug" - U2 - "and I've had enough of romantic love, I'll give it up, I'll give it up..." nice for walking through airports
6) "The City Lights" - Umbrellas - pretty, sad, and cold, but ultimately a mood-lifter
7) "Cherry Blossom Girl" - Air - light, fluffy, and Lost in Translation
8) "Theme of Laura" - Silent Hill OST - a resolute strumming guitar and a bittersweet melody, the soundtrack to my life
9) "B.O.B." - Outkast - despite the title, "Bombs Over Baghdad" is the fastest, perkiest song ever
10) "Stay Fly" - Three Six Mafia feat. a lot of people - "I ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star" deserves an Oscar, imo
must... fucking... write... gaaaahrgh...
okay, got to page 69.
10 Things I Think People Don't Like About Me:
1) Sarcastic/cynical - hey, I've been disbarred from seeing people because of this quality!
2) I'm not a very social person, you could say that, and tend to lend myself to awkward silences
3) I'm highly defensive about certain things, and I don't take criticism very well, not gonna lie
4) Jumping to conclusions - it's exhausting to fix them
5) I can snap at people when I get mad, even people I love
6) My moodiness, especially for perky people
7) I am extremely judgmental - judgmental like whoa - I look down on people I see as dumb
8) I do my homework and get As in classes - people don't seem to see the correlation
9) I don't like chick flicks - this tends to annoy shallow girls
10) I don't do chores, which means I can't be one of those cute little Asian maid girlfriends/suitemates
10 Favorite Childhood Fairytales (in order!)
1) The Musicians of Bremen - Communism, singing animals, freedom!
2) The Girl and the Dead Man - so fucking weird, involves watching over grinning corpses, look it up
3) Puss in Boots - cats kick fuckin' ass
4) The Red Shoes - the most morbid fairytale ever... the shoes that won't stop dancing, until the dancer meets a woodcutter...
5) The Snow Queen - Christian imagery galore, but this story proves C.S. Lewis is a plagiarizer, and a bad one at that
6) The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was - "if only I could shudder!" said the boy
7) The Frog Prince (original) - the princess breaks the spell when she throws the frog against the wall in disgust
8) Rapunzel (original) - the evil witch throws the prince from the window and snips off Rapunzel's hair, oh noes, what'll they do?
9) Hansel and Gretel - the world's smartest children go up against the world's creepiest villainess
10) The Ugly Duckling - read the full-length with good illustrations, it's heartbreaking
