kate the great

[intertribal]

The Classic Dames Test
Your Score: Katharine Hepburn
You scored 21% grit, 9% wit, 47% flair, and 28% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

WTF, I have flair?  I'm actually not into Katharine Hepburn, but the picture reminded me of a Kate Moss one:

Oh God, how I love her.  Throw it at me, I DON'T CARE. 

Cinderella:
[x]One of your parents is dead
You are expected to do a lot of chores
You love to dress up
[x]You love animals
[x]You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
Your mom is really strict In certain aspects
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 3

Belle:
You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like [well, technically... never mind]
[x]You’ve been lost in the forest
You love to read
You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x]One of your family members is a bit weird
[x]You have done volunteer work
[x]You have a wild imagination
You love to take care of people in need
You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 4

Jasmine:
You are very clever
You’ve been with someone way different from you
You’re unique and different from everyone else [we are all snowflakes here]
[x]You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x]You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[x]You don’t have a lot of friends.
You’re independent
You are wealthy
Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL:3

Ariel:
[x]Your parents expect a lot from you
You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you [it's not hard for me]
You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x]You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2 [only?]
You have a lot of sisters
You collect something
[x]You have/had long hair
[x]You have/had a pet fish
[x]You’re extremely curious
You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
TOTAL:5

Snow White:
You know that you’re beautiful
Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
You’ve almost been killed
You have at least seven good friends
[x]You’ve had food poisoning.
[x]You have/had short hair
You get along with almost everyone
All of your friends are different
You love to have a good time
You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 2

Mulan:
You can be a tomboy sometimes. More like all the time.
People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x]You’ve had a physical fight with someone
You have/had considered running away from home
Your parents try to plan your life out
A lot of your friends are boys
You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x]You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 3

Aurora:
[x]You live/have lived with someone other than your parents [like my roommate?]
You almost died at a very young age
You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
You have a decent singing voice
[x]You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
You spend most of your time outside
You’re adopted
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL: 2

Pocahontas:
[x]You love to walk around big cities
[x]You are more spiritual than religious
You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x]One of your family members is dead.
[x]Your parents are very protective of you
Someone you know has been in war
[x]You love nature
You have/had black hair
[x]You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
You’re very adventurous.
TOTAL: 6

Why the FUCK do I always get Pocahontas on these goddamned quizzes?