Pretty dang scary story you wrote there! That's primal scary stuff--haven't been scared like that since I was nine and terrified of the salt monster on Star Trek. The choking on the goat hair was the most scary part.

Also, this type of story fuels that feverish need to plan for the contingency where you're called to babysit for kids in a house with a Goat Nurse in it. How can I not make the same mistakes Kris did. Oh wait. She didn't really make any mistakes .... Auuggggghhhhhhhh!