intertribal: (the arrgh files)
intertribal ([personal profile] intertribal) wrote2010-03-15 03:14 pm

I actually burst out laughing, but that's because I have my own contact lens horror stories

Patient: I can’t get my contact lenses out.

House: Out of what? They’re not in your eyes.

Patient: [pointing at his eyes] But they’re red.

House: That’s because you’re trying to remove your corneas.