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intertribal) wrote2010-03-15 03:14 pm
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I actually burst out laughing, but that's because I have my own contact lens horror stories
Patient: I can’t get my contact lenses out.
House: Out of what? They’re not in your eyes.
Patient: [pointing at his eyes] But they’re red.
House: That’s because you’re trying to remove your corneas.
House: Out of what? They’re not in your eyes.
Patient: [pointing at his eyes] But they’re red.
House: That’s because you’re trying to remove your corneas.