I ♥ "The Hunger Artist". That might be a weird thing to say about Kafka in general, but oh well. Yeah, Kafka you either get, or you don't. I read it in a Short Story class so you can imagine. That's the one where my professor later killed himself.

I don't know, entertainment I guess? It just seems so very dark. I get how cats can follow you in front of you, that's what they do.

Yes, exactly, shit with metrically good but vacuous titles. Just exactly. Metrically good but vacuous everything, in fact. :P