Yeah, man, Kafka was all about the frozen sea inside. Sigh. Reminds me of the Coldplay quote I was always writing on my hand in high school, "I know I'm dead on the surface but I am screaming underneath."

Oh my God, that would have been hilarious to give that to your father. HILARIOUS. Lol about the cat. And looking forward to it! Although you really need not do anything.

Who's Dave Eggers? Oh, never mind. Yeah. Kill me. I hate that kind of shit. Not that I've read anything by him, his Wikipedia article just looks annoying.