things you do NOT say as a horror writer

From the subtitles of Re-Cycle:

Press Dude: Are you afraid of ghosts?
Famous Writer: I believe many of us are.  Even though I'm afraid, I would still like to see one.
Press Dude: Why?
Famous Writer: Because I want to experience true terror that wells up from the depths of the heart.  Personal experience is crucial to the writer. 

YOU STUPID FOOL

Yeah, and now the ghosts of Microsoft Word are calling your phone.  WHY DOES THIS NOT SURPRISE ME

ETA:  Would have been a good movie, if not for the preachy, anvil-dropping pro-life message at the end.