wow

I just realized that Golden Tate is not, in fact, a cute little nickname that fawning television commentators gave to Notre Dame's wide receiver (akin to The Golden Domers, ya know), but is, in fact, his real name. GOLDEN TATE.

I may have actually thought Golden Tate referred to Tate Forcier on a really good day. I mean, he is blonde. People were comparing him to Jeff Garcia and Doug Flutie before the epic meltdown.