2009-10-03

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2009-10-03 09:49 pm

Shut the fuck up Oklahoma band, I can hear you over my makeup tutorial!

I hate "Boomer Sooner."

Our high school speech coach actually took it and turned it into a song to sing about opposing teams: "Overrated, mediocre.  Mediocre, overrated.  Overrated, mediocre.  (Team's name), kiss our butts!" 

Really repetitive, right?  That's because "Boomer Sooner" is the most repetitive, un-musical song in existence.  It's one of two songs that the Oklahoma band plays during football games (the other being the much nicer "Oklahoma!" [where the wind comes sweeping down the plains]), and by far the more frequent.  So they use it as a celebration song, as a rallying-the-troops song, as a cheering-the-other-team's-mistakes song, as a disrupting-the-other-team's-momentum song, as a waiting-for-the-timeout-to-end song, and you end up hearing it like 100 TIMES in one game.  After Oklahoma makes a good play.  BOOMER SOONER!  After Oklahoma makes a bad play.  BOOMER SOONER!  While teams are in a time-out.  BOOMER SOONER!  After Oklahoma loses: BOOMER FUCKING SOONER.*  I have actually refused to watch Oklahoma play because of "Boomer Sooner."

Seriously, imagine listening to that 100 TIMES.  Every time Oklahoma plays.  Every year.  I have probably heard it like 1,000,000 times in my entire life.  Talk about an incentive to use a nail gun. 

* Florida State has a similar issue with their "Seminole War Chant."  It's less annoying musically, but it's ridiculously racist.  People actually do a "tomahawk chop" motion to it.  Yeah.