"I didn't know if it was Star Trek or Star Track... or Star Truck. What's Star Truck?"

beauty and the geek is complete crap. 
but it's really funny.  I'm watching Season 3, which is trippy because one of the beauties, a sorority girl, is named Nadia. 

Beauty:  Where's the Panama Canal?
Geek:  I'll give you one guess.

Geek:  I felt as if I was a starship that didn't have any shields.

Geek:  I didn't pay $200 for prom tickets just to throw some crappy chicken at a candle. 

Geek:  Watching Tori's performance was like being strapped down and forced to watch all the episodes of Will and Grace.

Geek:  Like a Vulcan I like to keep my emotions down.

Beauty:  I'm not so much into like, current, world events, I'm more into like, what's going in my life. 

Beauty:  Maybe you want to think and learn every freakin' minute of your life, but that's not me. 

Interviewer (in 2006):  In what year is the next U.S. presidential election scheduled to occur?
Beauty:  November 2006.

Beauty:  So Mars... I think they just found some plant life up there.

Beauty (on a challenge involving aeronautics):  We're gonna have to know about Star Wars, aren't we?

Also, in case anybody doesn't know, Puerto Rico's Miss Universe contestant (because apparently Puerto Rico is its own country...?), Ingrid Marie Rivera, is being sabotaged with pepper spray, as well as robbed.  "Am I a masochist?" she asked herself when pondering whether or not to stay in the competition.  Apparently she is.  Although some people say she faked the whole thing, because she shouldn't have been able to stop crying when she was on stage.