this is the only picture of me you'll ever get on livejournal.

[intertribal]

yes, I am in a nuclear reactor.


Guy at National Portrait Gallery (NPG):  And here we have Lance Armstrong... you don't know who that is?
Colbert:  No.
Guy at NPG:  He's one of the most extraordinary Americans, sportsheroes, returned from cancer...
Colbert:  Oh, oh, oh!  I know who that is.  He is dating Ashley Olsen.

Me:  What's guarana?
My mom:  Guarana? 
Me:  Yeah, it's in my vitaminwater.
My mom:  I don't know.
[4 hours later]
Anti-Energy Drink Ad for Energy Pills: Guarana?  Three times as much caffeine as coffee!  Tsk tsk!
Me:  Ah, crap.

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[royinpink.livejournal.com]

hot. i must do it now too. oh dear lord, i chose the same outfit.

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

stop copying me!!!!11!!

jk

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

it's all pretty and posted now

weird, but doesn't vitaminwater show the caffeine content as well?

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

oh, probably, i just don't read labels because I'm very lazy.

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

if it makes you feel any better, the only vitaminwater that i know has caffeine is "energy", which has 60mg (regular size), which is like half a cup of coffee. there may be others, but i doubt any have as much as an energy drink (incl. the vitaminenergy drinks)...

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's the one I was drinking.

[royinpink.livejournal.com]

now i feel like i know way too much about vitaminwater...

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

Oh man, your userpic's not lookin' so healthy there.

What's really sad is that the vitaminwater didn't actually give me a substantial amount of energy, because I'm so caffeine-addicted.