God, sometimes you just don't come through.

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So under wikipedia's List of Cryptids (unclassified and unconfirmed animals, like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, to name the most famous, as well as the Moth Man and various Beasts of small European towns), right between Globster and Goatman, is God. 

Name: God
Other Names: Names of God
Status: Unconfirmed
Description: Dead
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere